The act of making different rules in each state of the United States to prevent the spread of Covid-19. Makers of these rules (state governors, mainly) often do no abide by the same rules the force upon everyone else.
Maine's Governor just did another Covid Simon Says. She made a rule that requires everyone to eat in restaurants wearing a mask at all times.
by M-Appolo November 18, 2020
Get the Covid Simon Says mug.Someone who never takes a shower or washes himself with dirty water is called Dirty Simon.
They also love to fart in public places and have smelly balls.
They also love to fart in public places and have smelly balls.
Did you see that guy over there? It's a Dirty Simon.
Dirty Simon's never wash themselves, it's disgusting.
Dirty Simon's never wash themselves, it's disgusting.
by Bari May 24, 2006
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by Paul Bauer November 21, 2004
Get the dirk simon mug.the worse, most extereme case of violent diarrehea one can imagine,usually accompanied by a foul almost inhuman stench. Often induces nausea and vomitting.
by dontfkwitme October 20, 2008
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person2: ouch.
2) person 1: Hey are you that guy who ran me over lastnight?
person 2: Yes, I am Simon Brocrotch
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2) person 1: Hey are you that guy who ran me over lastnight?
person 2: Yes, I am Simon Brocrotch
by Simon Brocrotch May 25, 2009
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Also spelled 'simulbrowsing'.
Also spelled 'simulbrowsing'.
Sitting on the couch next to my sister, each on our own laptops, we both clicked on the same link to the same website, at the same time. We were simobrowsing.
by ryanANDalex July 14, 2009
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2. (verb) "to birch", The act of standing on one's knees to perform a reach-around while pretending to be a crippled midget.
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2. (verb) "to birch", The act of standing on one's knees to perform a reach-around while pretending to be a crippled midget.
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Bro 1: "My knees hurt."
Bro 2: "Why bro?"
Bro 1: "Because I simon birched your mom last night!"
Bro 2: "Whoa, proper Van Dammage dude."
Bro 3: "My knees hurt too."
Bro 2: "Why bro?"
Bro 1: "Because I simon birched your mom last night!"
Bro 2: "Whoa, proper Van Dammage dude."
Bro 3: "My knees hurt too."
by Wilma333 May 2, 2010
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