The Puke Roast

Sandwhich of person, of Fem-Mortaly properties, between crouch towers of man, supports the axels of phallus.

The towers shower the brigded arch of the dog with remenance of todays breakfeast.

"Lasr Monday, we were unwell; indulged in a few irresponsible vices and made love to Mandy in the style of a Spit-Roast. While pleasure of her + and - intensified our stomachs heaved bloody murder. During our sexual peak; we threw up the past mornings breakfast in the Puke Roast fasion"

The Puke Roast by Peepholes Poet March 30, 2009

late night corn roast 

1. eating an ear of corn and then pooping in someone's mouth the next day

2. sticking an ear of corn up someone's ass and then eating it and/or feeding it to the dog

I made some sick corn on the grill last night, yo. It was tits! The next day, my old lady came over for a little late night corn roast.

late night corn roast by Dik Shonary September 30, 2011

yankee pot roast 

The end result of pooping on someone's chin while you teabag them and jerk off at the same time.

"I ate too much and ended up dropping some Yankee Pot Roast on my date last night."

yankee pot roast by The Bitchbang February 18, 2017

Burnt the Roast 

When a Caucasian woman is married to a Caucasian partner, and conceives a baby, but when she goes into labor and gives birth to said child, the baby is of darker skinned ethnic origins, thus revealing that the woman has cheated on her husband, and has given birth to another man’s child.

Sally just had a baby, but she burnt the roast, as clearly it did not belong to Dave.

Burnt the Roast by EYEBR0WSE December 14, 2018

Canadian Spit Roast 

When a female is getting Eiffel Towered by two Canadians.

That chick just got turned into a Canadian Spit Roast!

Canadian Spit Roast by Nasty Dave May 9, 2019

Yo Mama Roast 

Types of roasts played by kids and teens in effort to jokingly insult one's mother.

Daniel: Yo mama's so stupid that when the zombie apocalypse came, the zombies ignored her because she had no brains.
Crowd: OHHH!
Joshua: Well yo mama's so ugly that when she went into a haunted mansion, she came out with a job.
Crowd: OHHHH GET ROASTED!
Now dats a yo mama roast!

Yo Mama Roast by Panfinz October 21, 2019

field roast 

a turd in a field, generally left there by a large animal such as a horse.

watch your step! you just about trod on a field roast!

field roast by chuckybubbles March 21, 2009