Roasted Colon

The anatomies of when you launch a firework rocket out of your asshole but then back fires and blows your ass up like the results after geting a hand grenade vigorously rammed up your arse

Ps. you tuck the firework in the wrong way...

John: HOLY FUCKING NIGGATRON!! (see Niggatron) i just got a Roasted Colon after having a rocket up my arse following by five lit katherine wheels :) :) :)

by Niggatron9000 May 12, 2010

almost a roast

When you mess up your roast

"Dude be peanut butter and jelly."
"You mean jealous"

That was almost a roast

by Bigtasty153 January 21, 2016

Roasting Marshmallows

A sexual act where a female is fucked anally near or on top of a campfire. Best to be done on a farm or near one.

Colin and Morgan were roasting marshmallows at the farm last night

by ShadyBrookFarm March 18, 2019

Roast-beefed

In softball, when the runner on third is trucking her way towards the catcher and the catcher thinks she is out... but the runner completely levels her. Like a shit brick house.

Nicolette roast-beefed the girl from WV.

by redheadedwildchild March 29, 2015

roast board

When someone keeps a list of people they are going to roast and insults build up over time until they're ready to lash out

I'm putting you on my roast board bro

by Lul4299 January 21, 2016

Roast Day

On December 19th every year, we roast everything we know. Our penis, our balls, everything. The better roast the more points you gain. At 23:59:59 December 19th, we will stop counting roasts. Whoever has the most points wins the Roaster Champion Cup.

YO, It's Roast Day! Imma roast you so hard haha

by electo December 17, 2021

Roasted pepperoni

A vagina that tastes/smells so fucking bad that it's comparable to pepperoni.

Man A: What do you think about Krista?
Man B: Don't get me started about her roasted pepperoni.

by Anon1920 March 28, 2016