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Rangers

A racist football club based in glasgow. all rangers fans fly the union jack and sing the british national anthem even although the lyrics are racist towards the scottish (presumably them) they have a history of basically just being tits (1972 dynamo moscow). at the moment all they seem to do is win with no style or class (get a way with it somehow) and think that becuase they are likely to win the title this year that this makes them way better than celtic...when next year they're are basically fucked.
Kyle lafferty plays for rangers and he's a dick
it was all rangers players who bailed on scotland or fucked us over... allan mcgregor kris boyd and barry ferguson....
by anon422 March 4, 2010
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Lone Ranger

A man who is involuntarily celibate. He has no girlfriend (or boyfriend), and knows he can't get one, so he just jerks off to porn all the time.
Worker #1: Hey, let's ask Peter Beater to come to the bar with us tonight.

Worker #2: Nah. He goes to the strip joint every Friday 'cause he's a Lone Ranger.
by Marty Robbins May 25, 2006
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New York Rangers

One of the most decent hockey teams in the country.
the new york rangers is a very good hockey team at some points. they play in madison square garden.
by Holly smokes! April 16, 2011
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rangers

The quintessential English club playing in Scotland, probably best known for its moronic support who hate all things Catholic and, for some strange reason, Irish. The supporters also appear fixated by paedophilia, probably due to the actions of a previous first team player. First club in the history of European football to be fined for sectarian behaviour, its supporters have been banned from travelling within the UK due to past troubles. Struggled in recent years due to financial difficulties, it is now very much an also ran in the competition for prizes.
"This has to be said about Rangers…as a Scottish Football club they are a permanent embarrassment and an occasional disgrace. This country would be a better place if Rangers did not exist". - Ian Archer (journalist 1970s)
by WilliamBoyne July 17, 2007
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Glasgow Rangers

A scottish football team. Supported by mainly Protestants and have been coined Dirty Orange bastards (DOBs) and huns. They also have a grossly different way of interpreting F.T.P...........
"The huns lost at the weekend" - random person talking about Glasgow Rangers losing their match
"Glasgow Rangers dropped to 3rd place in the league under Hearts"
by The Aise of Spaids June 16, 2006
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Red Power Ranger

(Noun) The name given to the female participant in a fourseome who is on her period.

(Verb) - To RPR someone is to : - Call up a girl on her period and put her in a room full of three guys and have sex with her till everyone has had an orgasm either on her or in her.
Aymmar - "Dude how was sex with Jessica last night?"
Chris - "It sucked, she was a total Red Power Ranger"
Frankie - "Oh man, that sucks."
Chris - "I knew she was on her period she was grumpy as a baboon with a cist on it's ass"
by EdinieDePoPo June 19, 2011
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power ranger

any man who is stupid enough to fall off a ladder while shingeling a home in the summer, and then accepts a purple glove from his mother and wears it in public.
Hey Nick want a beer? Sure man. Dude! What the fuck is that on your hand? Oh I hurt my wrist, and didn't go to the doctor. What are you a fucking power ranger?
by Bubble Up March 20, 2003
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