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Retard

Donald J Trump is a retard.
by agentmule September 28, 2017
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retard privledges

When a fully retarted person gets away with something, usually in school, that the average joes would be eaten alive for. It also unfairly and somewhat commonly applis to add/adhd kids. Take your fucking Ritalin. Or die. Or eat shit. Just kiddin ya bunch a tards. Also know as rp, when banned from being said. This may be considered taboo, but don't whine 'cause. it's true.
"Fuck"
"Nathan, be quiet."
"Darn."
"GO TO THE OFFICE RIGHT NOW COLIN!!!"
by Niloc February 21, 2005
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King Retard

Some one who is retarded, but is so retarded that they are seen to be cool by everyone else.
That guy is such a king retard! Everyone loves him!
by Fairey May 25, 2008
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retard happy

Being extremely happy, more happy than the norm, happy like a retarted person (flapping of the hands etc)
man i got laid last night
shieet you must be retard happy
by mithereal January 14, 2008
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retard midget slave

An intentionally racist and socially unacceptable term for a cunt, asshole, whore or mother fucker you despise.
What a fucking retard midget slave. Or simply: Retard midget slave.
by stewbaby September 20, 2015
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Reta

A very nice, beautiful, and amazing girl. She will always be straight up with you when she can’t keep up with your bullshit anymore and no matter what always has your back. She is cute and all but is very insecure about her self. She always is very much loved by many people.
Reta is the best.
by Anonymous 1010007 November 18, 2018
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Captain Retard

See--> George W Bush or Dubya

Still the current president (as of 01/11/09) of the unwitting states of America (his doing).

Makes "bold and decisive leadership" decisions in the wrong F*$king direction, every dammed time (when he's not taking a vacation).
I see Captain Retard was making another "speech" on CNN today. Only watched it to see how much the S&P & Dow stock tickers would go down while he was talking, yet again.... Cuz he's the decider.
by Pat Lamusga January 11, 2009
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