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facepalm relationship

any sort of relationship with anyone (friend or foe or significant other) that just feels like you're constantly facepalming for whatever reason. whether it's because they are doing something facepalm-esque or you are.

most effective in humorously awkward relationships or when you have a ridiculous friend.
Charlie Brown's life IS a facepalm relationship.
by heysg March 8, 2011
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Snapchat Relationship

A relationship between two people that only involves Snapchat messages and hooking up. No phone numbers or other forms of social media are ever exchanged. The relationship can last anywhere from a few hours to a couple years, but feelings are never known. In general, little to no personal information is ever exchanged. The people involved in this type of relationship differ from a regular hookup because they are usually best friends on the app. In contrast, they rarely talk or see each other in person unless hooking up. The longer a relationship like this last is directly proportional to the difficulty of ending it.

When talking on the app is avoided for more than a week, many will feel like they are being ghosted (even if photos are normally sent for streaks). If this regularly occurs then simmering is usually felt.
Katie: Are you still Snapchatting Nick?
Maggie: Yes. I’m going to his place later tonight. We have a Snapchat Relationship.

Katie: Whatever. At least I know my fuck buddy’s last night.
by eightballshawty June 30, 2018
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Ghost Relationship

A relationship that is over, but is not completely dead. It haunts you.
Are you and that dood going out?

No,we're in a ghost relationship though.
by glubglubglubyep December 30, 2011
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open relationship

Just another excuse to be a slut or playa.
I like you alot Tommy but I also would like to be in an open relationship Jason, Alex, Rodney, Corey but you are my favorite because they provide good sex. But you are my favorite!
by Evil Hamburger September 28, 2005
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sexual relationship

When two people are unable to develop an intimate friendship due to a strong sexual attraction. The attraction often blinds one or both of them and creates the illusion of a deeper metaphysical bond, when in reality the relationship was based only on sex.
I really thought I found my soul mate this time but it just turned out to be a sexual relationship. Eventual it deteriorated until it was nothing more than a booty call.
by Santiago Suicide King May 13, 2015
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Perfect Relationship

The perfect relationship requires three things.....having the best sex, being best friends and having a similar outlook on life.

Even if you have two of the three things, that relationship will not be completely satisfying and probably will not last.
You have the best sex and are best friends but dont have a similar outlook on life.......it's not a perfect relationship and probably will not last!

You are best friends and have a similar outlook on life but dont have the best sex......it's not a perfect relationship and probably will not last!

You have the best sex and have a simlar outlook on life but are not best friends......it's not a perfect relationship and probably will not last!
by Archeo Bob August 23, 2009
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relationship status

Usually referring to Facebook, it is proof that you are dating someone and it is you telling the world to fuck off your dick.
Relationship status: This bitch is now dating that bitch, so leave the bitches alone. Facebook official they say.
by Realityistherealdeal December 30, 2013
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