forgot the receipt

This is an expression used when someone takes a dump in the public bathroom without wiping or flushing. In this context, receipt means toilet paper.

"Ew..."
"What?"
"Someone forgot the receipt!"
"That's disgusting."

by Random_Wordz January 24, 2022

Today I received a Bandi

To receive a excessively long monologue in the form of a message, on any kind of chat platform.

Yesterday i had fallen out with my friend, but TODAY I RECEIVED A BANDI. It was nearly 4 pages long and he apologised for everything.

by xMinister February 10, 2022

Post-Cock Recidivist History

When a woman who was formerly dating women starts dating men and begins to trash lesbians and lesbianism.

Marley: Jess is dating men now, she says her relationship with Ann was trash although she loved it.

Slim: That's that Post-Cock Recidivist History

by Krimbrulee May 6, 2023

ass stamp receipt

Known for always having a large butt from photos and videos.

Proof of Maintaining a big ass over a long period of time .

Sam: “ou girl did you get a butt lift ?!”
Bonnie: “ Tsss hell no sweetheart check my ass stamp receipts !” Lol

by Mdussa January 3, 2024

《¤》Suicidal《¤》Recharge《¤》suiCidal《¤》rechUarge《¤》suicidaL《¤》rechargE《¤》

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《¤》Suicidal《¤》Recharge《¤》suiCidal《¤》rechUarge《¤》suicidaL《¤》rechargE《¤》

by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025

Draculayu Makes Sending And Receiving Oral Sexual Intercourse Too Impromptu for draculayU

Draculayu Makes Sending And Receiving Oral Sexual Intercourse Too Impromptu for draculayU

Draculayu Makes Sending And Receiving Oral Sexual Intercourse Too Impromptu for draculayU

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

Got the receipts

Having tangible evidence that something is true — whether that is a good thing or a bad thing.

Golfer 2: Wait! No way you scored a hole in one last weekend!
Golfer 1: Sure did, and I’ve GOT THE RECEIPTS. (My caddy caught on cellphone)

by LA-Bebo July 18, 2025