Pussyitis

A disease that targets the male species and causes them to be more like the female of the species.

Symptoms
-no longer enjoying the taste of beer.
-no longer liking sports.
-agreeing with your wife.
-listening to your wife.
-choosing to be with your wife instead of drinking beer with the guys/team after the game.
-unquenchable urge to shave your box 24/7.

Cure
-a night out with guys involving borderline alcohol poisoning and a strip club. Patient must be left on his door step and his doorbell rung for his wife to find.

Cure only works in some cases and may take several doses before a full cure can be obtained.

Golfer 1 - "I guess it will just be a threesome today."

Golfer 2 - "Where's Kyle?"

Golfer 1 - "He just called, he's not coming, his scorching case of pussyitis flared up again."

by CMAK in the shwa May 20, 2008

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More cushion for the pushin'

Refers to the wonderfully smooth and buoyant feeling that a male experiences when he is having sexual intercourse with a larger woman. ("Larger" refers to body shape: full-figured, curvy, chubby, or fat. In general, it does not refer to height, although women with "extra junks in their trunks" can often be as tall as, or taller than, the males trying to bone them. These women often have heavy full breasts, squishy tummies, generous buttocks, and thick thighs, all of which provide padding for the male's frenzied thrusts.)

"That broad that Jim is talking to over at the bar is at least three times his weight. Each of her mammary glands weighs more than both his legs. What's his deal?"

"His wife's pelvis bone keeps giving him rope burn when they shag. So he's out to find more cushion for the pushin'."

by hipster_of_the_month December 5, 2012

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Pushti

Pushti is cool and very friendly to people that are close to her. Those who see her for the first time may be afraid to approach her due to her poker face but, no worries just try and talk to her. Also she might be sarcastic most of the time but maybe it's her bizarre way to express herself. But do not mess with her and get on her dark side else, she will mess up your life.

Pushti is being defined as grace

by Rebel2000 January 4, 2018

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Push Pop

Sticking ones hand/fist up partners anus.

"What next imma walk into mom giving dad a push pop????"

"Whats a pushpop?"

"I just made it up dave, its a sexual term i just made up"

"Whats a pushpop?!"

"I don't know!"

"Whats a PUSHPOP!!!?!?!?"

"I Dont know!!"
"Whats a pushpop.!:(((("

"Ive been in the pals of the internet and ive never seen a push pop!"

"God! Just tell me whats a pushpop!!!!"

"ITS A WHOLE HAND UP AN ASS DAVID IS THAT YOU WANT ME TO SAY. 2 HANDS. 2 HANDS PUSHING THE POP PUSHING THE POP"""

by .b.b.w March 6, 2017

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