Souffle Puff

An overabundance of belly and/or back fat that protrudes beyond the confines of one's waistband, creating a soft landing place for a crop top or undersized t-shirt. Akin to a muffin top but grotesquely larger, wobblier and smellier.

Ugh! Girl, that ain't no muffin top, that's a fully risen souffle puff. Lemme get you a bigger shirt.

by bettybop May 8, 2011

Puff the bearded dragon

To perform oral sex on a groin with a healthy foliage. Derived from the song and phrase Puff the magic dragon which has its own analogies related to smoking marijuana.

Bro look at her puff the bearded dragon!! Gross!

by HiILookDead May 25, 2011

puff n run

When someone silently passes gas around people, then walks away to remove himself/herself from suspicion.

I pulled a serious puff n run at the bar last night!! I think I left behind a cloud of toxic fumes. GROSS!

by Kimbocrastinator June 23, 2011

Poison Puff

When and individual has been smoking and hasn't refreshed their breath in a while. Their breath is so rancid that every time they blow out smoke nobody wants to be around to smell it.

Guy 1: Can I have a smoke?
Guy 2: Sure *blows out smoke*
Guy 1: Ugh God, talk about a poison puff, brush your teeth bro.

by TallBlondie August 19, 2011

clam puff

The small burst of air released from a vagina when the kegel muscles are flexed forcefully causing the meat curtains to flap. (aka. pussy fart)

She got so excited that she started clam puffing until I timmed her.

by Gagaster August 31, 2011

Pitty Puff

Sacrificial oral gratification in public.

One may feel sorry for a lonely individual in a bar setting resulting in a pitty puff

by MelRed September 10, 2011

Upper Puff

A variety of the Power Muff, the Upper Puff is a woman’s bush that rises up toward the naval. Its fullness is concentrated above the genitalia, while the labia majora, taint, anus and bottom are more exposed (relatively speaking). It is the easiest muff to cover in a swimsuit, particularly a one-piece. Its connoisseurs appreciate pubic hair, yet enjoy the fact that it does not completely cover the erogenous zones of the vagina, taint and anus. It is also less likely to be subjected to becoming matted due to intercourse, vaginal fluid, spunk sprays and poor hygiene than muffs of the Powder Room or Gorilla class.

Lisa tickled my eyebrows with her Upper Puff while I was going down on her last night.

by Bebebox January 1, 2012