wall puddy

The tip of your cocky is called your pud. Wall puddy is when you run into a wall with a boner and it just flattens your pud, thus, making it look like a wall.

SHIT MAN! I just ran into a wall and hurt my dick. (looks down pants) OH MY GOD! I HAVE WALL PUDDY!



AYYO!

by Max Vineyard March 5, 2004

Cuddle puddle

When you cum on your bed and cuddle afterwards

Ben and Andy had a cuddle puddle after Ben's pullout game went all over the bed.

by Drizzt627 November 28, 2015

puddle drinker

a complete retard, a real knee biter

That dude Corky, from "Life Goes On", is a king amongst puddle drinkers.

by Jason Upton December 29, 2007

Cunt puddle

The puddle of semen left on the man's stomach when the woman climbs off of him after sex.

Girl, I was riding my boyfriend last night and he came, like, really hard. You should have seen the gigantic cunt puddle I left. Oh, wait, you were there. Duh! You're such a ho!

by Pcar October 27, 2012

puddle jumper

a massive turd that breaks the surface of the water in a toilet, usually but not exclusively due to involuntary fecal retention

"Dude, I haven't taken a shit in three days. Check out this puddle jumper."

by Phineas Q August 28, 2008

Puddle Pirate

a member of the coast guard who wants to be part of the navy but doesnt wanna work or leave home.

pussy in a navy recruiting office: i wanna join the navy but i dont wanna leave my boyfriend
Navy po: than go be a puddle pirate!

by navy pettyofficer October 5, 2009

Mud Puddle

A name for a female with an extremely loose vagina (derived from the fact that having sex with her would be equivalent to sex with a mud puddle).

"Damn that girl's lookin' good!"
"Don't bother bro. I hit it last week, she's a total mud puddle"

by Elderberry715 April 26, 2012