When two dudes greet eachother, in a non-gay way, by lifting their shirts and pressing their bare fat guys together.
Two dudes: "Hey dude how's it going?" * They Press ham
Dude over there: "wtf was that!?"
Two dudes together: "it's pressing ham man! Best way to greet someone!"
Dude over there: "wtf was that!?"
Two dudes together: "it's pressing ham man! Best way to greet someone!"
by Drop-it April 1, 2017

Shortened term for depressed or depression, commonly used by the crackheads or secret squad, used along with a matching gang sign hand symbol thingy.
by YannyBemaurel September 23, 2019

1. When people debate or argue online well past the original point and it gets off topic.
2. When someone is arguing just to be arguing in the comment section.
2. When someone is arguing just to be arguing in the comment section.
Damn! This dude still responding although that shit was a week ago. He trying to Press chat the trend.
I got 37 likes on my post and DemonDick667 is destroying me in the comment section I can't go quiet into the night...I'm Press Chat this guy.
This guy we started debating online about Lebron, how did we get on Eminem's mom spaghett. I think he's Press chatting me.
Chat Pressing
I got 37 likes on my post and DemonDick667 is destroying me in the comment section I can't go quiet into the night...I'm Press Chat this guy.
This guy we started debating online about Lebron, how did we get on Eminem's mom spaghett. I think he's Press chatting me.
Chat Pressing
by This Black guy said once October 18, 2021

by @alexisxmercer April 4, 2019

by Vladimur scrutin February 26, 2020

A quite dangerous first kiss for strongmen and strongwomen athletes that involves both people to press their logs and then miss with the log over head. The perfect Instagram post.
by Cmonkey April 18, 2022

The Cleveland Press is the male version of a Brazilian wax; except instead of waxing the hair, it's just straightened.
I was getting ready for a circle jerk with the boys, and buddy told me he'd spread my cheeks if I wanted. I went for a Cleveland Press to clean it up a bit, it was full of willknots.
by iPeeLoudInBushes February 9, 2024
