Pressed 

Being extremely irritated by someone, something or even a situation.

Kyle lied to Carly again and the whole situation just has me pressed.

Pressed by youngnoodle47 March 8, 2017

Pressed Ham 

1) Applying one's bare buttocks to the window of a moving car.

2) To depress one's unclothed posterior onto another's person. Usually done in a forceful manner.

The little punks in the car next to me gave me a pressed ham and I saw the kid's fruit salad.

While my girlfriend slept on the couch, I dropped my pants and gave her a pressed ham on her face.

Pressed Ham by jamminjay October 18, 2002

preesha 

She is a girl who enjoys her life a lot. She loves to dance and sing. A bit naughty too. She is kind , sweet and with a beautiful personality. If you ever dont you dare lose her. People like her are very few. Friends like her should be there in your life. She is a care free girl but cares for her close ones a lot. She is combination of beautiful , intelligent and that makes her perfect.

Ohh is that preesha cause she is so perfect.

preesha by Wish98 January 8, 2018

pionel pandres pessi 

A finished football player Who score tap ins agaist small relegation teams.Examples are: eibar, estonia, bolivia, jamaica and many others.

I saw pionel pandres pessi Ghosting agaist big teams

pionel pandres pessi by Rapepsidog November 29, 2022

Pressure 

Typically used to say someone is good looking, because they out you under pressure with their flawless looks

“Look at him/her, they’re pressure”

Pressure by Uglycunt123 February 22, 2019

pressed ham on glass

When an individual, or a group of individuals, press their naked buttocks against a window, preferably a restaurant or somewhere where there are many patrons to shock.

Did you see the faces of the diners at the coffee shop when they saw Joe's pressed ham on glass?

pressed ham on glass by Sammy the hammy May 28, 2006

pessoptimism 

A philosophy that encourages forward-thinking optimism with an educated acceptance of a basic level of pessimism. Optimism's fault is it's naivete, pessimism's it's blind jadedness. We live on Earth and are human. There is, was and will be good and bad. Shit happens, dreams come true.

Hey kiddo, have a little pessoptimism. Keep your eye on the mountain, pretend the obstacles aren't there, but don't get too bent out of shape when there's a thousand miles, an abyss, a cougar and crossfire before you get there. And that's alright. The goal isn't really worthy without that stuff in the way.

pessoptimism by Jeffrey John September 19, 2007