pork mat

A reference to a discord conversation, a slur for stuck-up people.

God. That dude is such a pork mat.

by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

Torque the Pork

The process of ravaging a piece of meat

I'm going to torque the pork tonight!

by Metaflare February 5, 2015

New pork

Whenever around mixed company and wanting to talk about human meat used the code word new pork

How does this sound over a bed of garlic mashed potatoes a braised roulade of new pork stuffed with locally grown spinach and a mushroom duxelle topped with a port wine demi-glace garnished with Bing cherry

by The Golden Cheetah August 16, 2018

Pork Sleeves

What they do with a pig's foreskin after they slaughter it. Fashionable accessories are made by drying out the skin and beading, or bejewelling it. These multi-functional pieces can be boiled and eaten if you are lost in the wilderness.

Hey Thurman, these pork sleeves would sure taste good on a salad sword!!!

by saladsorceress March 12, 2011

Pork pocket

A vagina that is plump.

You can stick your pork sword in my pork pocket.

by anonymous December 18, 2021

handbag pork

Getting porked whilst still inhabiting your underwear

I was handbag porked behind the bins like a right Gucci.

by Arabella pearl August 30, 2022

Pork Poacher

A person who engages in the act of 'hogging', or takes chubby chasing to an extreme.

Jon likes the really really big girls he is a Pork Poacher.

by The battery operated boyfriend December 16, 2008