Porch Bonk

A person of the negro race who sits on there porch eating their fried chicken and kool-aid and looking at there Impala

porch bonk

by Arabidongifufalamatoma January 21, 2011

porch cred

A display of one's popularity defined by the number of individuals relaxing on one's porch compared to one's neighbors.

Dude, only three people are out here, next door like twenty people are on the patio. This is really killing our porch cred.

by Brutal Iris April 3, 2011

porching

Verb. The act of taking unwanted items (ie, those found at curbside trash receptacles, large objects from spring cleaning) and placing them on the porch of unwitting occupants.

"Let's go porching with this broken toilet and Old Navy mannequin."

by Porching Creator October 31, 2013

Porch Monkey

A taxidermy of a deer ass, made to look like the face of a monkey.

That's one mighty fine porch monkey hanging on your wall.

by Lala83 July 4, 2015

Porch poacher

Someone or a group of people intended on taking any valuable and movable objects from someone’s property. ie porch

Mon did you hear about the porch poachers in the neighborhood, hide your valuables

by Dnttrdonme November 18, 2018

porch monkey

a monkey that sits on the porch
aka a lazy ass person sits on the porch all day

bob is a porch monkey, he's so lazy

by That boring guy August 24, 2019

Porche

The way an Irish woman pronounces porch

Man#walks up to old Irish womans house knocks on the door and asks do you have any work for me?

# Irish woman # yeah you can paint my porch# #man# no problem but that's not a (Porsche )it's a BMW ,,,,,, porche? Wtf

by 373johncon#uwc March 9, 2020