A prepaid disposable phone obtained sureptituously to talk to your lover, so you can cheat on your significant other (wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend)
Dave: Whose phone is that? I thought you had an iPhone
Steve: Nah man, this is my Ho Phone so I can talk to Cheryl.
Dave: Your wife is going to kill you
Steve: Nah man, this is my Ho Phone so I can talk to Cheryl.
Dave: Your wife is going to kill you
by @theosus September 10, 2009
Get the Ho Phonemug. The wireless earpiece that businessmen leave in their ears (to show everyone how important they are) because they have to be always ready to answer that oh, so important next call that's about to come in.
by JustaBitch March 4, 2009
Get the asshole phonemug. To hit someone up that has a burner phone, usually intended for illegal activities. Drug dealing, gun sales; etc.
by Young dolly January 22, 2018
Get the black phonemug. Astrid: I was calling my boss and Levi kept trying to pull my skirt down and get busy while I was talking to him!
Annabella: What a total phone fucker!
Annabella: What a total phone fucker!
by tankedgirl June 30, 2010
Get the phone fuckermug. The game of ping pong (table tennis), played on any flat, level surface, with cell phones as paddles. Standard ping pong balls are used. Because of the smaller paddle size, the rules vary as follows:
1. The ball may bounce as many times as wanted, as long as it is still bouncing and not rolling.
2. Each player gets two hits, but the ball must hit the table at least once between the two hits.
3. "Reactionary" blocks are allowed, ex. the ball is hit forcefully and the opposing player blocks it with his hand, then hits it back with his phone.
Other than that, all rules are the same as ordinary ping pong.
1. The ball may bounce as many times as wanted, as long as it is still bouncing and not rolling.
2. Each player gets two hits, but the ball must hit the table at least once between the two hits.
3. "Reactionary" blocks are allowed, ex. the ball is hit forcefully and the opposing player blocks it with his hand, then hits it back with his phone.
Other than that, all rules are the same as ordinary ping pong.
"Dude, i have a ping pong ball. If only we had some paddles..." "Not necessary, we can just play phone pong!" "DUDE THATS AN AWESOME IDEA."
by sluhser October 31, 2009
Get the Phone Pongmug. when you're tried to do something and it's such a disaster that you need to call in moral support and reconsider your life goals
Friend1: I just got a 12 on my assignment :(
Friend2: 12 out of what?
Friend1: 100
Friend2: Yo, at this point you might as well phone home.
Friend2: 12 out of what?
Friend1: 100
Friend2: Yo, at this point you might as well phone home.
by bro_07 September 26, 2018
Get the phone homemug. When you're taking to someone on the phone and get the urge to walk round the house/garden for no apparent reason.
by amazontreefrog June 22, 2011
Get the Phone legsmug.