Penis envy

The cause of feelings of inferiority.

Josh Dunn caught penis envy after assuming his friends had bigger ding-a-lings, so he bought a bigger TV.

by Mr Member February 15, 2010

kung pow penis

a phrase made specifically to trigger tumblr user trilllizard666.

trilllizard666: (says literally anything)
tumblr users: kung pow penis

by :weary: October 4, 2018

paris hilton

whore; low life byotch

person 1: man that girl is such a paris hilton!

Person 2: i know, i herd she did it with 8 men this month alone!

by sara-fantastic March 29, 2009

Penis Knuckle

1. When the penis is folded over in your pants and protrudes through revealing a short nub to be seen by all, giving you that uncomfortable feeling that you cannot fix when you are in public.

2. A lazy person who is dumb founded to everything around him/her.

After the awkward silence, he said, "Why you gotta be a penis knuckle?"

You're a penis knuckle!

by CBizkit84S March 8, 2013

penis inch

A fraction of an inch, because men often exaggerate the lengths of their members.

If, on average, a man with a five inch penis claims it's six inches long, then a penis inch is 5/6 of an inch.

The window is forty penis inches wide, but really it's only three feet.

by Johnny Rocker October 1, 2009

Andrew Penis

An extremely small penis that is not visible to the naked eye.

My boyfriend has an Andrew Penis

by xXProReapsXx November 9, 2016

paris hilton

a slut

paris hilton is a slut

by funnycunt28 September 15, 2009