Pelican Punch

When someone yawns, you punch them in the throat so they gag and you then you stick your dick in their mouth.

Oh dude, you shoulda seen me last night, i pelican punched that girl!

by akhsdfadsflakfda March 6, 2009

one eyed screaming pelican

Similar to the Screaming Pelican. When you are banging a chick on the beach, and you stick your dick in the sand; snatch her eye out and procede to skull fuck her.

Kill Bill 2 meets Backdoor Sluts 9.

by Dallas October 16, 2004

pelican

A Half Filipino and Puerto Rican person.

Yo, I'm in a room full of Pelicans.

by idk who September 10, 2008

Pelican Board

An internet forum for pelicans where they can discuss serious subjects such as the human disturbance of their nesting colonies, mortalities resulting from being caught on fish hooks or entangled in monofilament line or share more light-hearted anectdotes (which mostly involve fish). They also use it to arrange illegal pelican raves and post blurry pictures of their delicately built lower jaws that consist of two thin and weakly articulated bones from which their pouches hang.

In real life Bill the penguin was an unassuming geek but on The Pelican Board he was an unassuming geek that knew the URL of Google and how to copy and paste.

by Tooly Towers September 5, 2003

peniculis

This is the correct medical term for FUPA, or GUNT, or FASS..or whatever you want to call it. They have a peniculis clamp to clamp it up out of the way during gynecological procedures. It is clamped to the breasts. Seriously.

"Hey, check out the peniculis on that chick!"

"I was overwhelmed by the sheer magnitude of her peniculis."

by bob from zimBOBwe May 27, 2005

Pelican

Verb (To pelican): The act of holding the end of your foreskin just before you ejaculate so that you can catch the semen within your foreskin, which may then be taken to the nearest desired receptacle to be deposited.

"Ah dude, I was jacking off last night and just before I came I realized I had no tissues so I had to pelican it so I wouldn't make a mess"

by The Dirty Monk October 7, 2009

pelican

when a guy is having sex on the beach with a girl and pulls out his dick to stick it in the sand, causing it to be surrounded in sand, and he sticks his dick back in, engulfed in sand, causing the girl to sqeal like a pelican.

I fucked this bitch last night pelican style.

by Devean Johnson August 13, 2008