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First Percentile

Someone who is in the first percentile of general intelligence.

In terms of intelligence quotient this would put them at an IQ of 65 or lower.
Person 1: Can't believe that fucking cashier ID'd me for a red bull
Person 2: Don't worry, I know that cunt he's First Percentile.
by Freud Wasright November 23, 2022
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TSP: Textra Sensory Perception

Textra Sensory Perception--When you know that you get a text right before you do, or when you are get a text from the same person you had immediately before decided to text.
I have TSP: Textra Sensory Perception -- I KNEW that my gf was going to text me, and a half a second later, she did!
by Shiloticus2 October 31, 2011
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Percy

'Percy' is short form for personal, but has been injected into the definition of 'legit, good shit and unreal' (usually pertaining to drugs).
This is because drug dealers keep the best stuff for themselves, a drug dealer's 'percy' weed is the best weed they have. Really baked stoners deciced to confuse everyone by calling good weed percy, cause they are fucked.
"That fat hoe has massive rolls but shes got a fine, percy ghetto booty"

"I have the most percy chronic in all of the greater North America area"
by theyoungbiz June 11, 2009
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Perch Jerker

A Perch Jerker is a fishing buddy who gets really excited when he snatches a rubber lipped perch from some mud infested swamp.

Contrary to what some of the faggots on this site will say, it has nothing to do with anything homosexual. It's a term of endearment and has been used that way for decades.
Ring Ring...

Bob: "Hello"
Mike: "Hey, what's up ya Perch Jerker".
Bob: "Hey, what's up ya rubber lipped, yellow bellied gar snatcher"
Mike: "you ready to go fishing?"
Bob: "Hell yeah"
by Spot Light March 31, 2009
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51 percent

A reference to conservatives or Republicans, which alludes to the 2004 elections, in which 51 percent of the nation elected George Bush. Ironically many of those middle and lower class rural people who voted for him stand to lose money and other benefits as a result of his new Social Security plan.
the 51 percent supports essentially reversing Roe vs. Wade
by dmby.com May 13, 2005
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ten percenter

Someone who owns 10% of an actual fee or salary, like a Hollywood agent.
That actor is doing nicely, I wouldn't mind to be his ten percenter.
by Daanweb May 2, 2010
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nez perce

the nez perce tribe is awesome
by me February 16, 2005
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