Penis

The male sex organ

"Ben Greene has a seven inch penis"

by RPang May 28, 2003

Penis

God's gift to man.

God decided that Adam needed to be superior to Eve. Thus he blessed him with a large sexual organ called the penis.

by Spibo-10806 June 23, 2010

penis

One who goes to urban dictionary to see what people have written about the word "penis", then decided that they should make a definition about penis too. the definition defining that a penis is one who describes a penis.

I ... am ... a penis.

by Mike_oochie April 21, 2008

no penis

noun: a woman's vagina. The opposite of a penis. What a women has and a man does not. va-jay-jay

Wanna know why that guy was nice to you Lisa? It's because you have a no penis.

by Jor Jor May 18, 2006

Not Penis

.the name for a snake

.the answer to any question

"This is my snake, his name is not penis."


"What's wrong?
....n-not penis."

by Ms. Land Rover December 20, 2004

penis

Man's ... no. Girl's best friend!

Random d00d: Hey "junior". Wanna go for a ride?
Not-so-random penis: Sure thing m8.
Random Chick: Count me in!
Random d00d: Wohooooo! High five!
Not-so-random penis: Right on! "slap"!

by Rody+sexy=body June 23, 2006

penis penis vagina

1. how to count in 7/8 time in music

2. an orgie with 2 guys and one girl

1. "Hey, how do you count in 7/8?" "Bro its easy, pe-nis pe-nis va-gin-a" (1-2 1-2 1-2-3)

2. "I would much rather have a penis vagina vagina than a penis penis vagina."

by MRxDRC January 13, 2011