Fatass Patrol

The one fat guy in your squad who embraces it (his fatness).

You: " Yo what up Mike"

Fatass (Mike): "Make way for the Fatass Patrol"

You: The fuck?

by Smaaaash July 9, 2016

Stache Patrol

An international movement to share the uncomfortable news that you, as a woman, might need to do something about that 'stache.

Since it's creation in 2009, has since expanded to include just about any nasty attribute about which the statement "someone needed to say something" might be said (body odour, haircut, bad breath, terrible hat, something in your teeth).

Friend 1: "I just got an email from the stache patrol telling me that I have terrible taste in music and that I should stop requesting Nickelback at parties."

Friend 2: "Finally!"

by Captain gurzly August 19, 2012

rude patrol

Verb describing the act of showing up uninvited at a friend's door (typically late at night) and proceeding to consume said friend's beer, bogart the TV remote, and make numerous long distance calls on his/her dime

I was sound asleep when Austin and his crew rude patrolled me at 2 am...what a bunch of dipshits!

by Topper1966 May 28, 2008

Moth patrol

A special unit of large men, with small guns here to protect people from their everyday moth problem.

Dude, call the moth patrol, that suckers huge!

by Askme1000 June 23, 2017

Stair-Patrol

When that bitch is evil eying the stairs making any girl you bring up feel guilty

"Dude, Jessica was on Stair-Patrol so I had to fuck in the side yard instead."

by YESSIRR!! August 7, 2013

Blue Patrol

Blue Patrol is a Kansas county sheriff that were hunting the African American Outlaws

Blue Patrol

by PhD Messiah July 31, 2017

Gock patrol

A whore or man whore.
A thot.

"No, I do NOT want to dm you for nudes! Fuckin gock patrol."

by Ragnir The Bean March 31, 2022