Pissed As A Newt

Used by one when suitably refreshed. After a heavy night out on the pop.

George: What up gangsta, where was you last night playa? we was frettin' what.
Phil: 'Old up G, me was tryin to find ya, only i was pissed as a newt innit, and so i found me a ho to poke and headed to her's.
George: Resteckpa!

by 'Mad' Davey C September 7, 2006

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Pissed up the wall

To have spent money buying alcohol to drink.

Came across it c.50years ago when a teenager on a building site.
I think it may be where "pissed up" meaning to be drunk came from.

Foreman: "It's Monday and he asked for a sub, he got paid on Friday! All his wages pissed up the wall"
Me: "What's pissed up the wall?"
Foreman: "What? Oh, it's going out and getting drunk."
Me: ....?
Foreman: "Staggering home they'll feel like a piss and go against the nearest wall: what they'd spent their wages on just gets pissed up the wall."

by A handle not already used May 5, 2020

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Designated Passenger

After having your car booted with a breathelizer for Driving Under the Influence, a passenger who abtstains from drinking is elected to blow into the machine in order to get to the next watering hole.

Dude, I can't seem to get this damn thing started! Where's the damned designated passenger!

by Antronne March 14, 2008

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