Christmas Tree Passage 

JEREMIAH 10:3-4. Claimed by many to be an Old Testament reference to a pagan tree decorating custom which evolved into the Christmas Tree.

The "Christmas Tree Passage",

3) The customs of the pagans are useless. Someone works the ax to cut a tree from out of the forest.

4) They decorate it with silver and gold. They mount it using the hammer and nails, so that it will not fall.

Christmas Tree Passage by Herbert W. Armstrong II June 14, 2009

Cash and Paste

To download a naked glamour shot of an anonymous model, then crudely and unprofessionally cut (or "cash") and paste the face of a friend over the top, and to then masturbate until climax over your work (to "paste").

Some practicioners have been known to both print and laminate their work for repeated and frequent use.

"Hey Steven, did you 'cash and paste' Carluccio?"

Cash and Paste by Professor Smut September 16, 2009

Gas and Pass 

When one silently farts and walks away to let the rest of the group rot in the stenchy smell of his ronchy gas.

Dude! Did you just gas and pass?!

Gas and Pass by MacGruver August 19, 2010

Sun is past the yardarm 

It is an old naval term, it means the bar is open. It is late enough in the day to start drinking.

The sun is past the yardarm, it is time for a drink.

Sun is past the yardarm by tagtech March 18, 2011

Navigate the Windward Passage 

Another term for Anal Sex

Captain Cook couldn't wait to show the Tahitian Cheif's daughter how well he could Navigate the Windward Passage, before a Ziffon and setting sail for Australia.

Navigate the Windward Passage by Cinocat December 1, 2011

Passa 

|ˌpäsä|
noun

1 an exciting, emotional, or unexpected series of events or set of circumstances; drama

2 a complaint or grievance; beef

ORIGIN Caribbean: derived from earlier Jamaican term, passa passa. Popular in Bermuda.

yo, you heard about dat fight up in dockyard? dat was some real passa

she don't talk to aceboy no more. dey got some passa

Passa by JuanDeBermudez December 9, 2010

paste-eater 

Someone who was not very bright as a youth in school.

You can't expect him to know that; he was a paste-eater.

paste-eater by KilgoreTrout May 26, 2005