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rude patrol

Verb describing the act of showing up uninvited at a friend's door (typically late at night) and proceeding to consume said friend's beer, bogart the TV remote, and make numerous long distance calls on his/her dime
I was sound asleep when Austin and his crew rude patrolled me at 2 am...what a bunch of dipshits!
by Topper1966 May 28, 2008
mugGet the rude patrolmug.

Stair-Patrol

When that bitch is evil eying the stairs making any girl you bring up feel guilty
"Dude, Jessica was on Stair-Patrol so I had to fuck in the side yard instead."
by YESSIRR!! August 7, 2013
mugGet the Stair-Patrolmug.

Moth patrol

A special unit of large men, with small guns here to protect people from their everyday moth problem.
Dude, call the moth patrol, that suckers huge!
by Askme1000 June 23, 2017
mugGet the Moth patrolmug.

Blue Patrol

Blue Patrol is a Kansas county sheriff that were hunting the African American Outlaws
by PhD Messiah July 31, 2017
mugGet the Blue Patrolmug.

Gock patrol

"No, I do NOT want to dm you for nudes! Fuckin gock patrol."
by Ragnir The Bean March 31, 2022
mugGet the Gock patrolmug.

trump patrol

A trump patrol is a police officer but since trump is president we call them trump patrols because if you are a immigrant they send you back to your country
Careful with the trump patrol we aren't from this country

oh no that Mexican got pulled over by a trump patrol he's going to be sent back to Mexico!!
by \Isaac cortes/ March 11, 2017
mugGet the trump patrolmug.

patrol widow

A navy wife who sleeps around while her husband is out to sea.
I'm going to the bar on the base tonight to try and pick up a patrol widow.
by fifth of forth July 7, 2011
mugGet the patrol widowmug.

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