Garlic pressing

Pooping in the shower and smashing it down the drain with your foot.

Garlic pressing - I had to go so bad that I garlic pressed that shit.

by Bdubbs281 July 04, 2018

pressed as fuck

Blinded by stupidity to the point where your unintelligence shows to everyone around you.

Person 1: People who call you Schrödinger's Douchebag as a defense are stupid
Person 2: You're pressed as fuck lol

by THEWHITEBOY503 August 04, 2020

Pressing

Pushing out a type of press (i.e. news/research) which is often misleading/click-bait.
Making it more important than it really is.
Same as 'making press'

A:The new just reported new study says pandas are aggressive and sex-crazed.
B: Jeez, can people stop pressing.

by StarryMayhem April 13, 2018

press

to confront some or question them about anything

John: I heard that was the kid talking smack
Jimmy: alright ima press him and see whats up with him

by HaryBalzack6969 October 25, 2023

PRESS

People use this term to say your mad or you tell someone else they're mad.

This man is pressed that I stole his girl ong.

by elgueroo February 05, 2021

Press

Putting pressure on someone identified as an "innocent" bystander by the person doing the pressing, often without good cause, reason, or a point to doing it.

If someone wasn't having the police press people, why would they know what time the police usually back off at? It's not something most people would learn from experience, as jobs keep most people from having the luxury of staying up until dawn on a regular basis to learn it that way.

by The Original Agahnim July 29, 2021

Press

Putting pressure on someone identified as an "innocent" bystander by the person doing the pressing.

Unless someone was having the police press people, why would they know what time the police back off at? Jobs prevent most people from having the luxury of staying up until dawn on a regular basis, and learning it from experience.

by The Original Agahnim July 29, 2021