Premature ehappylation

Getting overly excited about something before knowing the outcome.

Her first date went so well she posted a Facebook status declaring she'd found the one, only to have him immediately ghost her.

"She suffered from premature ehappylation."

by Bombastic Steel December 4, 2023

Premature inhalation

Prematurely inhaling off the bong. Inhaling too early so u can't actually get a hit.

She put the light to the bong but failed to get a hit causing premature inhalation

by BadbossBobbi September 9, 2023

Premature Chopulation

When you chop someone while playing Tesla Chop but it in fact was not a Tesla. The chopped party receives two chop backs to be used immediately.

That wasn't a Tesla, it was a Honda, so that was a premature chopulation.

by Incomplete Biped November 26, 2021

premature ebonkulation

To sell one's entire dogebonk crypto currency portfolio (usually at a loss) at the start of a dip in the market which then later recovers. Meaning you have to buy back in at a loss (so you've lost twice) . It's a real embarrassment, similar to that of ejaculating prematurely when you see the downward curve of a ladies titties. You've made a mess of the sheets, embarrassed yourself and you didn't get to have sex. With premature ebonkulation everyone knows you did it though because they can see your wallet transaction history.

Man, did you see that whale blew his entire stack at the start of the dip? He bought back in later at a loss, the Muppet! - that was some serious premature ebonkulation.

by dogebonker69 November 26, 2021

Premature Drip

When one dresses in their finest fashion too far ahead of the season it’s intended for

“Bro wearing a hoodie and sweat pants in the middle of July. He drippin but its premature drip, can’t be rocking fall fashion in the summer like that.”

by NyQuil Chriz October 15, 2021

Premature Chalk Grab

Often used in sales, when a sales rep "chalks" a sale up on the board with the belief that the sale came through, but looks back and sees that it hasn't.

That's a premature chalk grab.

by DOCIOU$ July 28, 2021

Premature Invitulation

When someone makes an invitation, usually to a home, before checking if it's okay with their spouse. Usually committed by a male.

"Hey, we're here with the chips and dips ringing the doorbell, but no one's answering."

"Oh, sorry it was a premature Invitulation. Not tonight fellas. Wifey said no."

by Daedalus22 August 19, 2022