premature triumphalism

thinking you are about to win the 2010 elections and start celebrating only to realise you are far from it...

Julia: woot woot! i'm getting smashed tonight! I won!

Tony: bahahaha! that's premature triumphalism baby!

by elzi August 22, 2010

premature triumphalism

The time between when she said yes, to the sms she's telling you she has to cancel...

dream girl:" I'll see you tonight.. wink wink"

guy all dressed up, getting in the car.. beep beep .. sms reads: " sorry, but i can't make it tonight.."

you call your mate and tell him..

he goes: " that's premature triumphalism!"

by elzi August 22, 2010

premature fuckboi

A child under the age of 10 who should be pure and sweet, but due to a number of factors including shitty parents or the internet, they have become a fuckboi.

Yeah man, I ran into a premature fuckboi on Xbox Live today.

by MattyMo13 November 30, 2015

Premature Cancellation

The first cancelled day of a school district brought on at the first sight of snow simply because the teachers don't feel like going to work. This most commonly occurs on a Monday, maximizing the chance of every staff member being hung over.

1: Fuck yeah, school's cancelled and there's absolutely no snow on the ground!

2: Must have been a premature cancellation.

by PloskJ January 11, 2012

Premature etextulation

When you type out a text, didn't proofread it, thought it said the right thing and hit send only to find out it's all jacked up and auto correct f***ed you. This is when you realize you just had a premature etextulation!

Why did I send that? I just had a premature etextulation!

by Smurph69 July 22, 2014

Premature evacuation

When fans leave the stadium before the end of a game when their team is losing. Particularly bad form if it's a kids' game.

Dude, you can't leave before it's over; that's, like, premature evacuation!

by GigiPDX December 06, 2016

premature evacuation

When everyone leaves the stadium at half time because their team is losing so badly. Especially effective term if the losing team makes a huge come-back and wins. Can also be used to refer to leaving a party or concert early just because it doesn't meet your initial expectations then hearing the next morning that it turned out great.

The newspaper reported a substantial premature evacuation in the third quarter, which despite the Bulls' turnaround for a stunning last-minute win, was hard on the team's morale.

by GigiPDX December 30, 2014