Over excitement concerning the 'rapture' (5/11/2011) that leads to prematurely spewing irrational behavior.
John sold his house, cashed in his 401k, left his wife and headed to the mountains because he thought the end was near. Sounds like a case of premature e-rapture-lation.
by jimivox June 16, 2011
Get the premature e-rapture-lationmug. -"Bob, what are you going to do today?"
"Well, I haven't received my new lawn mower yet, but I want to go ahead and get the review out of the way."
-"Bob, you're a premature-reviewer, and therefore you're a douchebag."
"Well, I haven't received my new lawn mower yet, but I want to go ahead and get the review out of the way."
-"Bob, you're a premature-reviewer, and therefore you're a douchebag."
by Blaytant January 31, 2012
Get the Premature-Reviewermug. The act of making a Thanksgiving dinner in early November, as soon as the ingredients are on display.
The moment I saw a turkey on sale at the supermarket, I had a premature turkjaculation and cooked an entire feast.
by Phil Srobeighn January 19, 2016
Get the Premature Turkjaculationmug. When you get very excited for something before it actually happens. Often ruins the actual experience.
I don't want to get excited for the concert until I am actually there. Premature hype may ruin the experience.
He got premature hype for a date he was going to go on, just to be ghosted on the day they were supposed to go out.
He got premature hype for a date he was going to go on, just to be ghosted on the day they were supposed to go out.
by Professor LoveHandles April 3, 2021
Get the Premature Hypemug. Orgasm and emission of joy occurring just before or shortly after election results being projected by the media.
by Gotdalotta November 10, 2020
Get the premature elecutationmug. When everyone leaves the stadium at half time because their team is losing so badly. Especially effective term if the losing team makes a huge come-back and wins. Can also be used to refer to leaving a party or concert early just because it doesn't meet your initial expectations then hearing the next morning that it turned out great.
The newspaper reported a substantial premature evacuation in the third quarter, which despite the Bulls' turnaround for a stunning last-minute win, was hard on the team's morale.
by GigiPDX December 29, 2014
Get the premature evacuationmug. by Wackojacko357 November 6, 2018
Get the Prematurely laughingmug.