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“And that’s another ground ball as the Phillies take a time out due to too much Philly Tumbleweed on the field”
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Get the Philly traffic cone mug.The typical degenerate Philadelphia Phaggot is somebody (age 13-22) who comes from Philadelphia to Wildwood for their summer. Their obnoxious sound and slang can be heard through the streets at night, nobody really likes them. They congregate between 22nd and 26th street in North Wildwood. Generally a bunch of annoying punks who go to prep schools, or try to act hard because they “rumble”.
Definition: Philly Phaggot
*shouting in the distance*
“Yeah Brawh, Fawk Them Pawssays Up!! Look at em rumble!! ”
Me: I guess the Philadelphia Phaggots are in town for the summer.
*shouting in the distance*
“Yeah Brawh, Fawk Them Pawssays Up!! Look at em rumble!! ”
Me: I guess the Philadelphia Phaggots are in town for the summer.
by I hate apples February 27, 2020
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Get the PHILLY KISS mug.(Noun) A Phillies-Karen is a middle-aged to older woman with the classic soccer mom, suburban look—think stiff shirt-butch haircut, pearl-clutching tendencies, statement earrings, and a superiority complex—who behaves with bratty entitlement and petulance. Unlike other “Karens,” a Phillies-Karen specifically targets or terrorizes kids and vulnerable individuals, often by confiscating items meant for them. She’s the living embodiment of a Grinch at the ballpark: greedily snatching joy (and souvenirs) with theatrical flair.
2. A Phillies-Karen is a Grinch who stole Christmas—but now at any venue or societal event—complete with entitlement, theatrics, and self-importance.
Etymology:
Coined after an infamous incident on September 5, 2025, during a Philadelphia Phillies vs. Miami Marlins game at LoanDepot Park. Phillies outfielder Harrison Bader smashed a home run into the stands, caught by a dad who gave it to his 10-year-old son for his birthday. Enter “Phillies-Karen”: a woman who stormed over, demanded the ball (claiming it was hers), and pressured the father into surrendering it—leaving the boy heartbroken and the crowd outraged. The video went viral, and she instantly became a nationwide symbol of petty entitlement.
2. A Phillies-Karen is a Grinch who stole Christmas—but now at any venue or societal event—complete with entitlement, theatrics, and self-importance.
Etymology:
Coined after an infamous incident on September 5, 2025, during a Philadelphia Phillies vs. Miami Marlins game at LoanDepot Park. Phillies outfielder Harrison Bader smashed a home run into the stands, caught by a dad who gave it to his 10-year-old son for his birthday. Enter “Phillies-Karen”: a woman who stormed over, demanded the ball (claiming it was hers), and pressured the father into surrendering it—leaving the boy heartbroken and the crowd outraged. The video went viral, and she instantly became a nationwide symbol of petty entitlement.
1. “Looked up, and there she was—the proud Phillies Karen, sashaying off with my nephew’s ice cream cone like she’d just discovered buried treasure.”
2. “Grandma morphed into a Phillies Karen at the buffet, scooping all the mashed potatoes into her purse while the kids were stuck with peas.”
3. “If someone aged 55 screeches ‘That is mine dammit!’ while snatching the last slice of cake at a children’s birthday party, you’ve spotted a wild Phillies Karen in her natural habitat.”
4. “A perfect stranger at the store pulled a temporary Phillies Karen move when she confiscated our toddler’s toy and told us to learn how to parent, before realizing it was playtime for the toddlers.”
5. “Beware the high school lunch-time Phillies Karen teacher who swoops in for your pancakes, declares ownership, then waddles off with two plates like an overstuffed raccoon with nothing for anyone else to eat.”
2. “Grandma morphed into a Phillies Karen at the buffet, scooping all the mashed potatoes into her purse while the kids were stuck with peas.”
3. “If someone aged 55 screeches ‘That is mine dammit!’ while snatching the last slice of cake at a children’s birthday party, you’ve spotted a wild Phillies Karen in her natural habitat.”
4. “A perfect stranger at the store pulled a temporary Phillies Karen move when she confiscated our toddler’s toy and told us to learn how to parent, before realizing it was playtime for the toddlers.”
5. “Beware the high school lunch-time Phillies Karen teacher who swoops in for your pancakes, declares ownership, then waddles off with two plates like an overstuffed raccoon with nothing for anyone else to eat.”
by Tonetare2016 September 10, 2025
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