pencil

a further explication of uses for "pencil" meaning teeny weeny

What you can ask a friend named Dick... "Hey, do you have a pencil, Dick?"

by Bobby the Chihooahooah December 28, 2005

pencil sharpener

When a girl sits on a guy's penis (so that his penis is up her butthole), she starts spinning in circles while she is still on him. During this, the guy starts moaning sounds similiar to those made by an electric pencil sharpener.

Friend : Hillel, did you and Beverly do the pencil sharpener?

Hillel : Why, yes! We did do some pencil sharpening of our own. I also got the moaning sounds down perfect, Zzzrrrrrr Zrrrrrrmmm

Friend : Thats great, maybe Beverly will pencil sharpen me too!

by Brian Zolo December 28, 2005

Colored Pencils

Used as a swear word, in place of other swear words to be used around small children, innocent youth with virgin ears, or campers.

Instead of 'AWWW S**T'
'AWWW COLORED PENCILS'

by Colored Pencil CIT February 24, 2011

Pencil you into my Blackberry

1. Having no intention of following thru on a date or promise

2. A sarcastic way of accepting a date.

3. Accepting a date only to mock the requester.

Raul: Hi Jess, will you go to Hooters with me on Friday?
Jess: Sure, let me just pencil you into my Blackberry!
Raul: Really?!
Jess: Ew, no!

by Dayznout May 23, 2012

Mexican eyebrow pencil

A sharpie or any fine point black magic marker because for some reason, slutty hispanic women love to draw dark lines on their eyebrows.

Look over there how those hideous women used a mexican eyebrow pencil on their eyebrows. {shudders}

That teenage spic slut used a sharpie above her eyes.

Hey honey, will you pick me up a mexican eyebrow pencil at the store {honey returns home w/ a sharpie marker}.

by repeal17thamendment September 7, 2010

Pencil Sharpener

Vulgar word for 'you know what'.

See Vajayjay

Boy: Can I stick my pencil in your pencil sharpener?
Girl: Are you sure it's going to fit?
Boy: You never know unless you try. *he winks* Don't worry, I'll clean up the shavings afterward

by Geranimo October 3, 2007

pencil

an object often used to write with while some people use it for other means, commonly used by stalkers for anything they believe necessary, often noting the names of the people and dates

Jack:I can't wait til i see Jess and i've got a pencil in hand
"friend":Why, so you can write stuff with her?
Jack:No(looks coyly) i have other plans

by JEIASANTAI April 15, 2006