Stache Patrol

An international movement to share the uncomfortable news that you, as a woman, might need to do something about that 'stache.

Since it's creation in 2009, has since expanded to include just about any nasty attribute about which the statement "someone needed to say something" might be said (body odour, haircut, bad breath, terrible hat, something in your teeth).

Friend 1: "I just got an email from the stache patrol telling me that I have terrible taste in music and that I should stop requesting Nickelback at parties."

Friend 2: "Finally!"

by Captain gurzly August 19, 2012

Fatass Patrol

The one fat guy in your squad who embraces it (his fatness).

You: " Yo what up Mike"

Fatass (Mike): "Make way for the Fatass Patrol"

You: The fuck?

by Smaaaash July 9, 2016

Pineapple Patrol

You are a part of the fastest growing patrol the Pineapple Patrol if you follow PineappleandTheBoom on twitch

You are part of the fastest growing patrol the pineapple patrol

by SlickSckell October 31, 2021

Moose patrol

When your Moose friend is doing self-destructive behaviors, I.E “Moosing around and not caring for their self or others around them

Friend: “you’re going on Moose patrol, you’re being a slob.
The Moose, but… but… I’ll change I promise!

by Youra Namkoma November 26, 2023

Doormat patrol

Group of serious Fluke/summer flounder fishermen whose origin is based out of Queens & Long Island , they travel up & down the eastern seaboard hunting trophy fluke/flounder , groups name was created by a frustrated shinnecock charter capt that decided to call them doormat patrol due to the boat they were on consistently able to put fish in the boat while others weren’t able to ..

There are guys that like Fluke fishing ? & then there are guys who are obsessed with it like Doormat patrol

by Scratch Legba July 22, 2024

Nissan patrol

Top of the range 4wd, pulls out cruisers and leaves them in your dust, not over priced like ya cruisers. Don’t need to wear pit vipers and tight short jeans to drive a patrol.

Nissan patrol “slaying pussy since 1975”

by Wilko April 14, 2021

rude patrol

Verb describing the act of showing up uninvited at a friend's door (typically late at night) and proceeding to consume said friend's beer, bogart the TV remote, and make numerous long distance calls on his/her dime

I was sound asleep when Austin and his crew rude patrolled me at 2 am...what a bunch of dipshits!

by Topper1966 May 28, 2008