stand pat

to refuse to make any changesG
to leave something just as it is, without any change

1.Our advice to investors is, stand pat - the recession will soon be over.
2.While he stood pat, other people found a better way to solve the problem.
3.References in classic literatureF
Never mind warning me, Inspector: I'm ready to stand pat upon the truth.
The Valley of Fear by Doyle, Sir Arthur Conan

by vincent hou April 9, 2007

fat pat

a houston rapper from the S.U.C. (screwed up click). Big H.A.W.K.'s brother.

Its that fat pat whatcha know bout that

by htownsw October 2, 2006

Pawtucket Pat

A nickname for a Pawtucket Pat Beer, which is used by the characters in the God-sent show "Family Guy"

"Hey Cleveland, pass me another Pawtucket Pat."

by Chris Griffin July 31, 2005

TSA Pat-down

A TSA Pat-down is a sex move involving the placement of one's hand on the inside of another person's leg and slowly patting upward before engaging in a handjob or any other form of sexual activity. Can be used by and for a man or woman.

TSAsex moveTSA Pat-down

by StainMcGorver December 28, 2010

Awkward Shoulder Pat

When you have to pretend to feel sorry for someone, but you really don't, so you just give them the most awkward, non-comforting shoulder pat in the world.

"Joey told me he just broke up with his girlfriend. I always hated her, so I just gave him the Awkward Shoulder Pat."

by Skipmania April 29, 2010

Postman Pat

A freaky show meant for young children. Sure, most of you reading this probably watched it as a kid but it is totally freaky. The show follows the adventures of Pat, a weird-ass postman (who is probably gay and only pretends to be married with kids) and his equally gay pet cat Jess. What happens in a typical episode is:

Theme song plays, and then Pat has to deliver the mail but usually experiences some sort of problem and has to solve it. By the end it is solved and then the same tune as the theme song plays but in whistles.

Whatever the creators were smoking, it's gone and ruined people's minds.

See also: Teletubbies, Fireman Sam, Boohbah, Bob the Builder, Thomas the Tank Engine

Postman Pat ruined my toddlerhood.

by Rose likes pie November 22, 2009

vag pat

noun

A congratulatory, over-the-pants pat on the vag of a female. Much like a pat on the bum, but much more demeaning.
Often used by douche bags who fake tan.

-"Yo, did you just see that guy vag pat his girlfriend?!"
-"I bet they only do anal."

by 1894657 June 2, 2009