Bloomin' Onion

A prolapsed asshole.

Dude, I'm fucked up. I stumbled onto some porn where some chick gave herself a Bloomin' Onion! I don't think I'll ever be the same.

by Deathisabusinessman December 6, 2017

Internet Onions

Images, videos or articles online that cause the reader or viewer to cry just like real onions. Internet Onions can be caused by such things as Soldier Coming Home videos and many more.

Damn internet onions are strong in this video.

by AshleyCardwell94 October 30, 2014

onion cummer

When while cumming a person makes a similar face as to biting into an onion

She was pretty hot but she was an onion cummer

by RatSmacker907 June 8, 2023

fun onion

WHEN SOMEONE FUCKING MISPRONOUNCES FUNIONS. TO THE POINT WHERE WANNA SHOVE THE FUNION UP THEIR SPINAL COLUMN.

Random Man Guy "Boy this fun onion sure is gr8"
Random Man Guy 2 "I WILL EAT YOUR FAMILY"

by Hot Be December 20, 2016

bumping onions

When two grilled penises (or peni) touch tips on a grill...

"Yeah man, that psycho was bumping onions when they found him..."

"What the fuck...."

by thedickbutt April 20, 2014

Onion dungeon

Smelly vagina:Stinky pussy

I tried to fuck that bitch last night but she got that onion dungeon

by Onion dungeon February 25, 2020

Onion Sack

Oil field definition of a company suck ass. One who kisses his boss’s ass. One who snitches on his coworkers to get brownie points. A person who sucks ass so much that he could pull a vacuum on an onion sack. Onion sacks have holes or are made out of mesh and normally would not collapse under a vacuum.

That fuckin hand over there is an onion sack and should not be trusted.

by Jr. Samples BR-549 June 3, 2020