1.)That was a Royal Weekend right there. Now it’s Monday...
2.) I just had a Royal Weekend and it felt like a whole week!
2.) I just had a Royal Weekend and it felt like a whole week!
by TheDefinerConnoisseur May 19, 2019
1.) The lone reporter in the ghost town of a newsroom after the five-day reporters head out to live normal lives. This reporter is responsible for anything that happens on Saturday and Sunday. Most of the time this means sending the reporter to a stupid event usually involving cute animals and children. This likelihood heightens during the summer months when festivals are rampant.
2.) Someone who has no life and has self image and self esteem problems. Probably has never touched a girl in their entire life.
3.) A sad, sad excuse for a person and a reporter.
4.) Awesome.
2.) Someone who has no life and has self image and self esteem problems. Probably has never touched a girl in their entire life.
3.) A sad, sad excuse for a person and a reporter.
4.) Awesome.
Reporter 1: Hey man, I'm going do something awesome this weekend. Do you wanna come with?
Weekend Reporter: I can't, if I don't come in the bunnies won't make page 5.
Weekend Reporter: I can't, if I don't come in the bunnies won't make page 5.
by reporter April 27, 2012
Minor changes to physical appearance when you come into work on Monday. You may have gotten a haircut, a tan, or look a bit hungover.
Brian: I'm going to turn the other lights on.
Jay: No keep them off, I don't want everyone to see my weekend afterglow.
Jay: No keep them off, I don't want everyone to see my weekend afterglow.
by poops-mc-gee June 20, 2016
Susie: "Nickelback concert on Saturday. You coming?"
Zeek: "Nah, I'm going to Bend, OR for the gold weekend"
Zeek: "Nah, I'm going to Bend, OR for the gold weekend"
by Georgecostanza March 18, 2015
the last weekend of the month or the weekend after a major holiday when cops are out in full force making their "bread and butter" by writing dumb citations to fill their quota.
person 1: man I was only going 7 over the speed limit.
person 2: It's toaster weekend. Cops will pull you over and fine ya for no reason these days.
person 2: It's toaster weekend. Cops will pull you over and fine ya for no reason these days.
by violanos January 10, 2011
by Nirmal0707 March 25, 2022
Guy 1: "Hey man, you coming to the party Saturday?
Guy 2: "Sorry bro, I've got a weekend with the parents planned."
Guy 2: "Sorry bro, I've got a weekend with the parents planned."
by LAFAYETTEandfagguetes January 13, 2017