owl taxidermy

The art of hunting, exposing, and teabagging Indian scammers who pretend to be online service technicians.

Jim Browning, Kitboga, and Perogi are experts at owl taxidermy.

by Arnie Grape April 26, 2021

Mornight Owlings

Two existing people;
With different pasts,
Different hearts--
And in two months
Changed the present,
Turned from the past,
And now are looking
Right into the future
With hope in their eyes.

"What are we?"
"Uhm. . . Mornight Owlings!"

"I. Love. You."
*silence...*
"I love you too."
*finally breathes*
"Aw, I wanted you to say it first."
"Haha, what?! You're so silly."
"Yeah, I wanted you to say, 'I love you,' and then I was going to say 'I love you too.'"
*Girl thinks -- "You had it all planned out?"*

by xoxo,rsy November 21, 2010

hootie owled

So fucked up you can barely keep your eyes open

5 shots and a joint in got me hootie owled

by Carol.clark May 17, 2017

Owl.1

An album or single created by some Filipino guy prob in a few years idk

-have u heard the new Owl.1 album/single by ___?
-nah but ima later

by StonksMen January 18, 2024

Owls Crime Squad

Owls crime squad is the swfc firm. The firms top boy is Archie

Did u see Archie an the OCS lads last weekend

Yes the Owls crime squad destroyed the Leeds scum

by Lmao_._lmao September 8, 2016

Owl

The owl in nature is a bird that eats its prey, and vomits out what it can't digest. So then it seemingly wouldn't need to poop, but yet it still does. Calling someone else an "Owl" in context is a nicer way of explaining that the person is unnecessarily rude, aggressive, arrogant; or in other words an unnecessary asshole. It's the kind of person who is hateful not because it's been a bad day, they got barked at in the office, they stepped in cat feces, nothing is wrong. They are just rude for no apparent reason or offense. Some people are owls periodically, whilst a rare type is usually an owl, and this is the kind of person most people always avoid. The owl may be generally unfriendly, or inflict sporadic outbursts upon others.

Mike: Hey I heard you got transferred to another department, what happened?

Sarah: It's just my supervisor James, he's really good at troubleshooting but he's such an owl sometimes that I had to leave.

Mike: makes sense, after awhile the stress can't be worth it.

by D_G_Kenn March 27, 2024

Owl in bowl

One with the lane

In the bowling league you put the owl in bowl. You’re just so focused

by The owl in bowl February 17, 2025