The act of directing ass-air towards your adversary’s nose while simultaneously emulating your favorite Bruce Lee move.
Ripping one in a meeting room, performing the ass Judo and exclaiming "Awwwwww! Ninja Fog!" then bowing in respect.
by ZoinksS2k January 27, 2009
When tobacco is unknowingly slipped underneath the weed in a bong, giving the user a fat hit, wiping them out.
by Cameatsass September 08, 2018
the art of sporting socks with thong flip flops, which in fact look like the traditional footwear worn by Ninjas
at first glance he looked like a geek with his socks and flip flops on, but wait...don't ninjas wear stuff like that, he could know karate... he does have Ninja Toes!!
by nevets eural September 04, 2010
A ninja boner is an erect penis that you must stealthily conceal whilst moving, which involves disguises and clever use of shadow and vegetation.
Often required when the words "Give it a minute" will not save you.
Often required when the words "Give it a minute" will not save you.
Last night Jen gave me such a ninja boner at the party, I had to creep around the outside of the garden in the dark to get a drink.
by Massive Jones May 20, 2007
Boobs you wouldn't really think are big from an "in the shirt" perspective, but when released from captivity they sneak up on you and are huge. Like a ninja
I didn't realize her boobs were that big until she took off her shirt, they were totally big and amazing. I love her ninja boobs.
by Brian Street Team March 24, 2009
by Stauder April 24, 2008