The person who sent/told you this is probably going to break up with you. Don’t take it personal, they just don’t want to be with you. 💔
by DreamAboutAnything January 31, 2020
Get the We need to talk... mug.It's always bad news. It's either your girl wants to talk to you because she thinks you cheated or your parents found all that stuff you hid on your phone like porn or just some really weird crap
Mum: Sweetheart, we need to talk
Jeff: *sweating* What's up mum?
Mum: Care to explain this? *Shows folder full of porn*
Jeff: Fuck.
Or
Becky: Baby, we need to talk.
Jeff: What's up, honey? *nervous laugh*
Becky: Have you been sleeping with my sister?
Jeff: Fuck.
Jeff: *sweating* What's up mum?
Mum: Care to explain this? *Shows folder full of porn*
Jeff: Fuck.
Or
Becky: Baby, we need to talk.
Jeff: What's up, honey? *nervous laugh*
Becky: Have you been sleeping with my sister?
Jeff: Fuck.
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Student: talking to dam much.
Teacher: I'm trying to give a lesson could you please be quit.
Student: I don't give a fuck about school or you so fuck off.
Teacher: Alright then, Class I need five volunteers.
Student: What you need that for.
Teacher: Fuck around and find out.
Teacher: I'm trying to give a lesson could you please be quit.
Student: I don't give a fuck about school or you so fuck off.
Teacher: Alright then, Class I need five volunteers.
Student: What you need that for.
Teacher: Fuck around and find out.
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when you are yelling at your girlfriend (if i had one) and some whiterun guard comes out of nowhere and you are asked to stop.. that, shouting.
Guard: i need to ask you to stop. that.. "shouting" its making people nervous.
Me: too bad, theres more where that came from.
Guard: oh shat, this guy is DRAGONBORN!!
Me: what... what the fuck?
Me: too bad, theres more where that came from.
Guard: oh shat, this guy is DRAGONBORN!!
Me: what... what the fuck?
by Not_Ice March 4, 2022
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