A sex act that involves being forced to ingest synthetic drugs, while being anally violated by a man in his 70's with green teeth, while 2 dogs in the room clean their own testicles.
That German porno was disturbing. It was from the 70's and featured the actor who invented the German Malamute. I've heard that it's used by some underworld figures as punishment now a days.
by Purple SUV November 17, 2012
A sexual endeavor in which one dons a German World War II garb, and chases around his or her significant other until they are captured, upon which the fun begins.
So, I gave my girlfriend a German Sprinter last night, and she really tired me out. She's got some endurance!
by Flam Drags September 10, 2010
Like a French inhale; except, you inhale the smoke into your eye(s). Note: A German inhalation is an involuntary action. Typically, when smoking something to close to your face.
Person One: "Fuck dude I just got mad smoke in my eye fam squad."
Person Two: "Damn son, you German inhaled."
Person Two: "Damn son, you German inhaled."
by Chris&Kevin February 22, 2016
by Humans are juicy February 04, 2018
A wake up call that involves evacuating bodily gasses in the face of sleeping partner, while shouting "Guten Morgen".
I totally gave that bitch a German Surprise this morning as she wouldn't make my damn sammich last night!
by stonedonajax October 02, 2013
When a woman is on her period, she 69's with a man. She fills her mouth with his cum and he fills his mouth with her blood, then proceed to make out swirling the contents of their mouths together.
by HarryBeaver69 January 16, 2017
A highly illegal German delicacy which is essentially a corn on the cob covered in melted chocolate. There has been a huge increase in illegal imports to Britain in recent years, causing havoc on the streets of Britain.
by Silurhys December 10, 2010