myspace

Facebook for 90's nostalgics who can't accept that we are in the 21st century

Why are you using Myspace, Myspace is a 90s thing. Get with it already.

by IJustGotAPUSH'dOffACLiff May 3, 2016

MySpace

WHat was once a small community of people who could hang out and socialise but is now the domain of emo attention whores and pedophiles. If you ever attempt to tell any user of MySPace the truth of the site the response if them getting bitchy/slapping you in the face/ going "ZOMG WAHH! YOu MAKA FUN AMAH FEELEN!"/ IM EMO YOU BASTARD! //WRIST//

I touched little girls by abducting them from myspace then I cut my wrist!

by Erik Ehlert January 14, 2008

myspace

The place where cool people like Moby likes to hang out.

-Man did you see his myspace?
-Yeah dude it was pretty suck!

by bitchslap May 21, 2006

myspacing

having no life; referring to the site myspace.com created by the one and only TOM; causing pain and misery to everyone else; snooping.

I am myspacing SHANNY'S page to see whory pictures of her.

by CaRULERille September 19, 2006

myspace

myspace is a place for friends and for sex predators!

predator: hey what website are you on?
guy: myspace.
predator: YES! MY FAV WEBSITE!

by thatsjank! May 4, 2009

MySpace

A place where you add every person who has shared a breathe of air with you, a real popularity test.

SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:

Abduction
Rape
Murder
Stalking

MYSPACE gals may look like the following;

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t286/Empress544/motivational%20posters/myspace.jpg

"Heyy!"
"Heyy! Check out my MySpace! I have 150 friends!"
"Pshh, rather not get the side affects.

by anonymous gal/guy of the world March 15, 2009

myspace

6th graders who have MySpace and look like sluts, and act like whores
Go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.
And Parents -
Quit blaming MySpace for your kid being a hooker,
she was a whore before MySpace, and she'd be a whore without it!
You can teach them bad from good but you cant make them be good!!!
Think about it!

ur kid is a slut and it is not because of myspace, maybe u should pay closer attention to what they are doing

by man with a hawk December 8, 2007