Skinny Mini

1. To be the skinniest person in your friend group
2. A friendly greeting

1. I saw my friends and said, "Hey skinny minis!"
2. My mother told me that I am a Skinny Mini

by The Thinnest One April 3, 2019

Fat mini-van driver

1. Often a fat chick behind the wheel of an SUV or better known as a mini-van
2. A very dangerous and lazy driver often seen cutting people off and driving others off the road while snacking on a bucket of Hungry bucket chicken and a box of donuts

Damn look at the fat chick drivin while eatin that... oh SH#*@ look the F*** out shes coming right for us! (car screeches by) damn I told you to take the down that stupid sign! (sign reads: ALL YOU CAN EAT!!!)

by MK March 20, 2005

2002 mini cooper s

The biggest piece of shit car ever. Designed by BMW and made by a bunch of drunk brittish fuckheads, this car is sure to cost you way too much money and suck the life out of you.

My 2002 mini cooper s is a piece of dogfuck.

by jovato May 14, 2003

Among Us Mini Crewmate

The best pet in Among Us and the only one people know

Sam: Yo Marcus, I just got a new dog in Among Us.
Marcus: Screw that man, Mini Crewmate is better.

Sam: Ok I'll pay 3 dollars for a Mini Crewmate

Among Us Mini Crewmate is the best thing in Among us

by BigSmoke40 October 19, 2020

iPad mini

Something the asians probably invented

"who made the iPad mini?!"
"I dont know, probably the asians"

by DANGERTITS March 27, 2013

Mini Mosher

11-14 year old kid who seems to think that they are different sumhow by dressin in black band hoody thats about 10 sizes to big for them(slipknot,marylin manson etc),humerosly baggy jeans, or anova favourite,cut offs or board shorts displayin stripy soxs underneath-coz its cool.also,must have shoes r vans,possibly DC's u dont have em,ur sooo not different.the accesory must haves are keychains,bout 145 shagbands up each arm,spike bracelet and beads round neck.natural habitat is usually the mall or McDonalds in large groups runnin round makin as much noise as possible,trin to look like they dont give a shit when really,they jus look like dicks.they also love givin hugs to just about EVERYONE,even ppl they dont kno

#1'hey you wana go crash the mall?'
#2'hey sure dude,but only afat we go to McDonalds to get a happy meal so i can get a free toy to play with and give a name to'
#1'cool dude....hey,have i givin you a free hug today?...'

by xXxspockxXx April 23, 2005

Cleveland Steam Engine Mini

When one farts in their partner's mouth, and then the other person immediately takes a dump on top of the midget they are sitting on

when i farted in daves mouth, he dumped on the midget we were sitting on since he can't control the movements of his gaping asshole

by Dave Klein September 7, 2005