muff coral

when the woman's vagina has heaps of thick pubes
mitchell rice has muff coral all over his body
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ball muff

when your testicals have so much hair on them it looks like a muff on your balls.
Some balls are so hairy they look like giant ball muff
by LilJOnwhattt: July 29, 2005
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fluffy muff

holy shit! that is one fluffy muff!
by Fred the Breadrin March 12, 2003
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Tuff Muff

Tuff Muff: Any female known to be aggressive, butch, or just plain jacked.

Regularily enforces and demonstrates her aggression and strength to beat the shit out of others.
Man.. you see that fight last night at the party? That bitch was one tuff muff
by PseudonymedPl0x February 01, 2011
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muff disease

The common "cold-like" symptoms you aquire after waking up next to a random girl & later finding out you went down on her after your black out.

This is not in fact, a cold, it is muff disease.
ex. Make sure you wash it out first or you'll get muff disease.

ex. Jared spread the muff disease to all his friends, much like the spreading of the legs of the girl the muff disease came from
by Tiku January 09, 2008
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muff and buff

As soon as we get to Vegas we're hitting up a muff and buff for breakfast.
by Jeff & AP connection February 12, 2008
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MUFF-DIVER

(n) A lesbian. See also DOUCHEDRINKER, DYKE.
Rachel and Mary are a couple of muff-divers.
by J.M. Sweet February 23, 2004
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