When you get a girl so drunk that she passes out, then you take her into a jacuzzi and use her limp body to give you a blow job under water.
"When Shirley passed out, I decided to get an Irish Mermaid from her, but she almost drowned on me!"
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Get the Mormania mug.A true, genetic lesbian, but you can't tell upon first meeting her. Important to identify because you will never get the pussy. Usually enjoys and takes advantage of the fact that dudes dig her. Hence all the maritime mythology.
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John and Linda wanted to spice up their relationship so during sex, he took a hot, steamy, crap in Linda's vagina and she reciprocated by giving John a Mermaid's Purse.
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Silver appears to be a dominant color. The trend started during the summer of 2015.
Silver appears to be a dominant color. The trend started during the summer of 2015.
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-Gee Billy you sure have sex with alot of women you are like a Morman Spider
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