Montana

Not very productive, like at all. Somehow manages to take 25 minutes to print a photo and than criticises people for not doing work when she hasn’t done anything as well. Somehow starts fun to hang out with but in a few months, she will push you down the fucking stairs and then blame you. Says that she has “things going on”. Has more boyfriends than the amount of planets in our goddamn solar system.

My fucking god, you’re starting to remind me of being in a group task with Montana!
(Insult)

by LingLongDingDong October 30, 2020

Montana

No fucking internet. But its a very beautiful state

Any data service ad: "we cover 90% of the US"
As i see the grey mass that is Montana

by FetusinVenus November 4, 2020

Montana Eggplant

Large black Nigerian female with hourglass hips and a cowboy hat who squirts as faithfully as old faithful. Her partner is typically a small Asian man, around 120lbs in weight or lower. She uses her large tentacle like appendage to dominate her partner.

Damn!, by the way she's doing im, I'd say she's a Montana Eggplant!

by Jack Stack_24 October 2, 2020

Montana Mocha

The act of having the male scrotum pushed into his rectum during sexual intetcourse

A couple weeks ago my girl gave me the ole Montana Mocha while i was sleeping. Awkward morning..........

by Cmbtvt1210 October 15, 2020

Montana Paint

Montana Paint is what you get when you mix buffalo shit with snow and smear it on a fence or house. It falls off 9 months later when it thaws but by then you've already been paid and drank all the money.

The house looks like hell, Jimmy. Mix up some Montana paint and freshen up the brown parts for Momma.

by Benny Church December 5, 2012

montana helper

a shit filled pot with hamburger much like hamburger helper

Your mom ate the montana helper i made last night

by Nosh118 August 18, 2011

Montana

Montana, the most beautiful girl you would ever hope to meet, inside and out.

As a person, her words are filled with passion, and her emotion seeps through into her expressions. She has a rare humour, one that matches every person she meets, yet she will always be undoubtedly funnier than the funniest person you know. Her perfectionist nature will flow through to every day life, where her expectations of herself will always be of the highest quality. However, even if she never knows it, she already meets her own expectations, as she is already perfect just the way she is.

Boy: Wow, who's that girl over there?
Girl: Oh, that's Montana!
Boy: Montana?
*Boys Of Summer plays in head*

by DigitTheCat November 24, 2021