A cult, descended from the bigger cult Christianity, pioneered by a polygamist. Its holy book is the Book of Mormon, written by said polygamist. Very bad for the planet.
by Disillusioned Hippie October 10, 2005
Get the Mormons mug.n. A person who is arrogant, silly (in a ridiculously exaggerated sense), or simply funny in a very unorthodox manner.
adj. When something is funny, but only because of its sheer idiotic nature. Ex: "What a momon joke!"
Etymology- Some historians believe the word comes from the latin or modern Spanish/Mexican word "Mamar", which means to suck. After such massive immigration from Latin America, the word must have later evolved into what we now often use in the workplace or school.
adj. When something is funny, but only because of its sheer idiotic nature. Ex: "What a momon joke!"
Etymology- Some historians believe the word comes from the latin or modern Spanish/Mexican word "Mamar", which means to suck. After such massive immigration from Latin America, the word must have later evolved into what we now often use in the workplace or school.
"Wow dude, you're such a momon"
or
"Man I hate that guy, he's such a momon"
This may sometimes be heard but with the adjective form instead, like so: "Man I hate that guy, he's so momon"
or
"Man I hate that guy, he's such a momon"
This may sometimes be heard but with the adjective form instead, like so: "Man I hate that guy, he's so momon"
by Foxy Vincent April 4, 2010
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A person who was subjected to the Church of Jesus Christ and Latter Day Saints at an early age. After smelling the Bull-Shit, then wised up and joined the rest of the sane world. Also see: A man who choses not to marry more than one woman at a time, or live on a compound.
"That Bill Bratsky used to be Morman, now the son of a bitch is on welfare and drinks all my beer! God Damn jack mormon!"
by Ryan from Zion August 13, 2006
Get the jack mormon mug.Also known as the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Mormons dont like to be called "Mormons." They prefer the "Latter Day Saints" label. Some Christian denominations consider it a cult but Mormons strongly disagree. Mormonism was founded by Joseph Smith in upstate New York in the 1800s. Latter Day Saints members follow the Book of Mormon and call it "Another Testamant of Jesus Christ," which I find hogwash, because the Bible specifically teaches that it is the ONLY Word of God. The early Mormons migrated to Illinois then to Salt Lake City, Utah where its headquarters is today. Mormonism is among the world's fastest-growing religions.
Key beliefs:
1. Joseph Smith, its founder, was a "prophet" and was led by the angel Moroni to a hill in upstate New York to discover a set of golden plates that contained prophecies that are not found in the Bible. At this site he allegedy saw God and Jesus. What crap. The Bible teaches that no human being can lay their eyes upon God and survive.
2. They believe that the Garden of Eden was located at the present day site of Kansas City, Missouri and that Zion will be located there in the future. What crap. The Bible specifically says the Garden was in the Fertile Crescent between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers.
3. Jesus and Lucifer (Satan) are brothers and Godchildren to God the Father and his "wife." This implies a sexual union between God the Father and some Godess. What hogwash.
4. God is made of flesh and bone becuase the Bible says mankind is made in the image of God.
5. Prophets from around the time of the Tower of Babel built a boat and sailed to what is now the North American continent.These people are the ancestors to ancient North American tribes.
6. celestial marriage in that marriage continues in the afterlife.
7. baptism of the dead in that one can be baptised on behalf of a deceased loved one
8. family-oriented and lots of kids
9. DOES NOT BELIEVE IN MONOGOMY. The practice was denounced by the Church in the 1800s.
10.Jesus appeared to Indians in ancient America sometime after his resurrection in the first century.
11.The leaders of each church is considered a "prophet" and is specifically ordained by God himself to lead a congregation.
Key beliefs:
1. Joseph Smith, its founder, was a "prophet" and was led by the angel Moroni to a hill in upstate New York to discover a set of golden plates that contained prophecies that are not found in the Bible. At this site he allegedy saw God and Jesus. What crap. The Bible teaches that no human being can lay their eyes upon God and survive.
2. They believe that the Garden of Eden was located at the present day site of Kansas City, Missouri and that Zion will be located there in the future. What crap. The Bible specifically says the Garden was in the Fertile Crescent between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers.
3. Jesus and Lucifer (Satan) are brothers and Godchildren to God the Father and his "wife." This implies a sexual union between God the Father and some Godess. What hogwash.
4. God is made of flesh and bone becuase the Bible says mankind is made in the image of God.
5. Prophets from around the time of the Tower of Babel built a boat and sailed to what is now the North American continent.These people are the ancestors to ancient North American tribes.
6. celestial marriage in that marriage continues in the afterlife.
7. baptism of the dead in that one can be baptised on behalf of a deceased loved one
8. family-oriented and lots of kids
9. DOES NOT BELIEVE IN MONOGOMY. The practice was denounced by the Church in the 1800s.
10.Jesus appeared to Indians in ancient America sometime after his resurrection in the first century.
11.The leaders of each church is considered a "prophet" and is specifically ordained by God himself to lead a congregation.
by krock1dk November 9, 2007
Get the Mormonism mug.One of the greatest {middleweight} boxers of all-time. Went undefeated in his last 80 fights and unfortunately passed away in a car accident.
by B Brian Blair March 29, 2008
Get the Carlos Monzon mug.The young men got his bicycle and assumed a Mormon Missionary Position. He left the house with man gravy all over his chin.
by Cuntoleezza Rice May 12, 2008
Get the Mormon Missionary Position mug.Prom that consists of dancing at least 2 feet from each other to leave room for the lord. Female dresses must be below the knee. Large groups of teenagers congregate behind the building to drink sparkling grape juice and pray. Drinks provided are punch bowls full of the sacrament(holy water).
Jimmy: Hey are you going to the mormon prom?
Susan:Yep, I got my family friend to buy me a nice big bottle of grape juice!
Susan:Yep, I got my family friend to buy me a nice big bottle of grape juice!
by yxzy October 19, 2015
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