Mike's Weenie

Nickname for popular former star and now apparently has-been Kansas City Royals designated hitter Mike Sweeney.

Mike's Weenie swung at the first pitch and popped out.

by andy1 May 13, 2007

Mike Ockburns

Put some ice on it.

Ouch ouch, Mike Ockburns!

by BigDaddyPhilip May 22, 2020

Midnight Mike

The act of busting a nut on your girlfriends face while she sleeps.

girl sleeps
Midnight Mike
cum in face

by lawl... December 29, 2011

Mike Yin

Noun
1. A word used to categorize a living embodiment of dank.

Synonymous to Dave and Incel.

2. A person with mild to severe autism, often lacking the ability to function in social situations.

Verb
1. To act in a way that heavily deviates from what is considered normal. Often times in ways that are incomprehensible and unexpected of a normal human being.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Pee yew, what's that smell?
Guy 2: I think its a Mike Yin

Example 2:
Guy 1: Why does this guy keep sending me all this dank shit
Guy 2: Yeah hes just mike yinning you

by tsunderefan123 January 9, 2019

Doorman Mike

The best god damn doorman in the history of the world. Doorman Mike will always make your day better when coming into, or leaving, the office.

On Fridays, Doorman Mike will say "HAPPY GOD DAMN FRIDAY! WOOO!".

by mikezpizza May 6, 2018

Mike Trout

he just mike trout, man

its number 368 out to right field for mike trout, now 68 home runs clear of his fish brethren

by hard rock gin September 13, 2020

Mike Rodick

His name is funny, but his name change is better: He goes by his moms maiden name, which is litt. Mike Litt

I lost Mike Litt, I swear he is like a Mike Rodick, You can never find him under your nose.

by Shesfuckingcrazy October 5, 2020