by That Bastard Weezy March 06, 2010
Nickname for popular former star and now apparently has-been Kansas City Royals designated hitter Mike Sweeney.
by andy1 May 01, 2007
The act of being filled with austism and saying random bullshit at the worst moments. aka Mike Moment
The family is getting ready to drive off. Mike starts talking about fucking a russian bread based beverage. A classic Mike Moment.
by ApyrNamNahui January 26, 2021
A moist mike or moist mikes are people that have a baby face and a neck beard. they usually spend all there time watching anime/ hentai on there bed. They live on baja blasts and Juul Man juul pods. They will attack any small male child under 3 years of age. they are know to play many hours of call of duty in the gamer cave.
Mom 1: its a real shame, all my son does is drink soda and play video games
Mom 2: Oh, your son is a moist mike
Mom 2: Oh, your son is a moist mike
by Moist Mike May 29, 2019
living legend . panic! at the discos guitarist since 2018 . corgi lover . lives his best life on stage with nicole row and brendon urie . would also let him throw me into a wall .
mike naran? legend
by theonlyreason March 05, 2019
To be exceptionally useless at video games. Games that induce particularly high levels of distress in a Useless Mike are games such as Goldeneye and Pro Evolution Soccer 4. The holy grail for Useless Mikeism is the game Mario Kart 64 where Mike's uselessness is completely unrivalled, even by Duffy.
by MacPatrick May 10, 2008