Midget

Another term for mid-grade marijuana. It contains seeds and stems and will not get the user as high as the loud pack will. Midget is cheaper, but not always worth it especially if you have a lot of heads puffing on that blunt.

Man, pass that, I'm not chiefin' on no midget, I live on da loud.

by Cinnamon313 June 30, 2011

Midge

Midge is the most beautiful and amazing person ever.

Midge is amazing

by Veroniica July 29, 2021

Huge_Midget

Maker of the infamous Pain series, as well as their cousins Awesome and Untitled. Member of the SomethingAwful forums, he is rumored to have an inhuman constitution for disgusting images. The images were originally created for usage in FYAD and against image leeches. The Pain series became the de facto standard in internet guerilla warfare.

"You know, it really says something when you gaze upon one of the Pain images and find yourself staring primarily at Goatse, because it's the least offensive image in there. Christ seeing Goatse amongst the other macabre things is like seeing an old friend after you've been gang raped by angry midgets with broomsticks."

by SA Goon April 21, 2004

Midgeman

A very short individual, not short enough to be classified as a midget.

Jaclyn: "Haha, hey look at Tille, isn't she a midgeman?"

Emilia: "Yes, Oh yuck, she's so short"

Jaclyn: "Hey midgeman, come over here"

Tillie (midgeman): "oh hey guys"

Emilia: "Did you know you're a midgety midgeman?"

Tillie: "(sigh), yes"

by Mr Mc October 23, 2008

Midget Smuggling Pants

Midget smuggling pants are baggy legged pants, often worn by goth people.

If someone were to step over a midget they would dissapear because the pants are so big in the leg.

"Haha look that guy is wearing Midget Smuggling Pants!"

by Ella B February 10, 2009

Midgetesque

adj. When someone is really short but is not technically classified as a midget by the standard of 3'8'' from the Little People of America (LPA). This word is important because it is rare to find someone that is legally a midget, so when you want to make a joke about the short person in the group they don't make it not funny anymore by saying, "Well technically blah blah blah..."

John: You should just get a midget to sit in front of your TV to change the channels

Adam: Dude if I could find one I'd even pay them.

John: You could totally pay Taylor to do that, she's looking for a job

Adam: Yea, she is pretty midgetesque.

John: Is that even a word?

Adam: I don't know, it's probably on Urban Dictionary and if not it will be soon.

*actual facebook conversation*

by whosadam October 4, 2009

Mudged

To be extremely drunk and saying things like Ohmudgen!

OMG you were so mudged last night that you pissed your pants.

by ohmudgen_says June 15, 2011