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Mexican Mourning

A Mexican Mourning is the painful feeling and diarrhea you have when you wake up the next morning from a Mexican Dinner. Its a cultural sfacklefest! (Sfackle - The art of projecting feces with the aid of a fart, a fart spackle).
I was totally having a wet dream when I was abruptly awoken by a Mexican Mourning!

One morning in Cancun, i drank tap water and in 5 minutes i had a Mexican Mourning knocking at my sphincter...

Lucky, one of the 2 GIRLS didnt have Mexican for dinner before playing with the cup...(Mexican mourning would have made that video anti-viral)
by PhysiksMIA February 24, 2010
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Mexican Sunscreen

A position of tanning in which one covers their face with a large sombrero and their genitals with a smaller one
-you have a circular tan line around your pelvis...

:yea, i had on some mexican sunscreen
by Gratefullyendowed May 25, 2011
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Mexican Jackhammer

Mexican Jackhammer
The act of a woman prividing a very rough hand job, like a jackhammer, whilst holding the balls up at the base of the penis in order to pound them with every down stroke. The mexican element is derived from the "Ay Ay Ay" sound the gentleman makes during the act.
My balls are the size of grapefruits this morning after Consuela gave me an amazing Mexican Jackhammer last night
by P-Dizzle_1 February 14, 2017
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Mexican doorhanger

When you accidentally walk into a room and unknowingly find three or more guys having a gay orgy.
Jacob was out knocking on doors to notify home owners of the water outage when he accidentally walked in on a Mexican doorhanger. He was never the same after seeing that.
by Woperator11 August 4, 2017
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Mexican circles

N. Another name for GHB, commonly known as the date rape pill.
Ohio football coach Frank Solich loves Mexican Circles
by Luke M. October 30, 2006
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Mexican Camcorder

Amigo, your Youtube Video looks like crap because you used your Mexican Camcorder.
by Pedro L. January 11, 2008
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Mexican Divorce

Leaving your wife's head on the side of the road.
Juanita wouldn't shut her fat face so i just got a mexican divorce.
by alejandro1182 October 11, 2011
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