A Mexican Mourning is the painful feeling and diarrhea you have when you wake up the next morning from a Mexican Dinner. Its a cultural sfacklefest! (Sfackle - The art of projecting feces with the aid of a fart, a fart spackle).
I was totally having a wet dream when I was abruptly awoken by a Mexican Mourning!
One morning in Cancun, i drank tap water and in 5 minutes i had a Mexican Mourning knocking at my sphincter...
Lucky, one of the 2 GIRLS didnt have Mexican for dinner before playing with the cup...(Mexican mourning would have made that video anti-viral)
One morning in Cancun, i drank tap water and in 5 minutes i had a Mexican Mourning knocking at my sphincter...
Lucky, one of the 2 GIRLS didnt have Mexican for dinner before playing with the cup...(Mexican mourning would have made that video anti-viral)
by PhysiksMIA February 24, 2010

A position of tanning in which one covers their face with a large sombrero and their genitals with a smaller one
by Gratefullyendowed May 25, 2011

Mexican Jackhammer
The act of a woman prividing a very rough hand job, like a jackhammer, whilst holding the balls up at the base of the penis in order to pound them with every down stroke. The mexican element is derived from the "Ay Ay Ay" sound the gentleman makes during the act.
The act of a woman prividing a very rough hand job, like a jackhammer, whilst holding the balls up at the base of the penis in order to pound them with every down stroke. The mexican element is derived from the "Ay Ay Ay" sound the gentleman makes during the act.
My balls are the size of grapefruits this morning after Consuela gave me an amazing Mexican Jackhammer last night
by P-Dizzle_1 February 14, 2017

Jacob was out knocking on doors to notify home owners of the water outage when he accidentally walked in on a Mexican doorhanger. He was never the same after seeing that.
by Woperator11 August 4, 2017

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