Futon Method

When you have a partner in your back seat and fold down your backseats to make a bigger area for you and your partner

When I was with chloe we were in my back seat and i used the futon method

by Johnbooth July 19, 2024

Mendoza Method

The act of mass reporting in hopes to get their account banned or terminated after they:

1. Win an argument against you
2. Completely bitch you
3. You being too sensitive to jokes

Vinny: "Yo I massreported that guy that said that!"

Nerf: "Mendoza Method fr."

by vinnymendozaalt August 3, 2024

Zlong Method

The “Zlong Method” is a rizz technique that specializes in talking to a girl at a function for the whole night while intoxicated then never saying another word to them.

There he goes again using the “Zlong Method” to talk to a clapped underclassman

by Jhalvo October 29, 2023

sweater method

When your partner is significantly more attracted to you when you wear a sweater; subduction via sweater

Girlfriend: “How dare you use the sweater method on me!”
Boyfriend: “Why?”
Girlfriend: “Because it’s working!”

by Barron M December 31, 2023

“The Method”

verb.

When playing the basketball game 2k, in “3s” you make a back door cut as soon as the ball is checked up

Fries before burger

Baccarat infinite money glitch, bet on banker 100% of the time.

Oh my god! “The Method” is too op for kramer in 2k! I (Ori) get a free assist every time!

by Origami21 January 8, 2024

keycard method

a way of washing your ass that requires you to lather either hand in soap and slide it up and down between your asscheeks repeatedly

A: when you have to clean it do you the keycard method
B: yuh

by og original gangster February 4, 2024

The Method

The method: A system one has mastered in order to bang a member of the opposite gender who is out of their leauge.

*sees a 5/10 guy walking down the street with his arm around a 10/10 girl*
I turn to my friend and point at the guy: "That guy must know the method"

by deez542728 February 16, 2024