When you time your ejaculation perfectly in time with your diarrhoea so that there’s liquid coming out both ends. The glory mess
by Yes, I tried it June 19, 2023

by RAGGY MESS October 4, 2023

a girl puts a guy who has to piss in a rear naked choke and uses her legs to squeeze the piss out of him.
he was a humiliated mess when his jilted x girlfriend put him in a rear naked choke hold and squeezed the piss out of him in front of everyone at the party.
by Gozaagustus March 21, 2022

A person who is really attractive (like hot) but you can tell that they are working really hard. It’s a compliment.
by Alejandra06 October 25, 2022

"Hey WTF is wrong with Bill?"
"Shit man he's mind mess right now, he got his balls into hot water with the dirty emails to Sandra & she reproted him"
"He is totally fucked"
"Yep"
"Shit man he's mind mess right now, he got his balls into hot water with the dirty emails to Sandra & she reproted him"
"He is totally fucked"
"Yep"
by Bobby da Cones May 19, 2009

What did the veterinarian say is wrong with your dog?
They said she's got so many problems it considered hot mess syndrome!!
jacked up messed up bad
They said she's got so many problems it considered hot mess syndrome!!
jacked up messed up bad
by Tragus February 6, 2017

You use this sentence when your friends talk about their drama, you obviously don’t know what to say so you just say “that’s messed up”
Person 1: my mom and my dad got into an argument and now they’re getting divorced.
Person 2: uh….uhm That’s messed up sorry for that.
Person 2: uh….uhm That’s messed up sorry for that.
by Random person bro October 7, 2021
