Glory Mess

When you time your ejaculation perfectly in time with your diarrhoea so that there’s liquid coming out both ends. The glory mess
HOLY FUCK, WHO MADE THIS GLORY MESS ON MY BED?
by Yes, I tried it June 19, 2023
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RAGGY MESS

i LIKE RAGGY MESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i LIKE RAGGY MESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
by RAGGY MESS October 4, 2023
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humiliated mess

a girl puts a guy who has to piss in a rear naked choke and uses her legs to squeeze the piss out of him.
he was a humiliated mess when his jilted x girlfriend put him in a rear naked choke hold and squeezed the piss out of him in front of everyone at the party.
by Gozaagustus March 21, 2022
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Hot mess

A person who is really attractive (like hot) but you can tell that they are working really hard. It’s a compliment.
Woah Sarah, your a hot mess!”
by Alejandra06 October 25, 2022
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Mind Mess

Your mind is so messed up from all the bullshit at work you become useless.
"Hey WTF is wrong with Bill?"
"Shit man he's mind mess right now, he got his balls into hot water with the dirty emails to Sandra & she reproted him"
"He is totally fucked"
"Yep"
by Bobby da Cones May 19, 2009
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hot mess syndrome

When you or your pet has so many medical problems there's no single diagnosis for all of them
What did the veterinarian say is wrong with your dog?

They said she's got so many problems it considered hot mess syndrome!!

jacked up messed up bad
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That’s messed up

You use this sentence when your friends talk about their drama, you obviously don’t know what to say so you just say “that’s messed up”
Person 1: my mom and my dad got into an argument and now they’re getting divorced.

Person 2: uh….uhm That’s messed up sorry for that.
by Random person bro October 7, 2021
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