Dude rolls a messy J in the bathroom - goes outside for a toke and starts to spew esoteric bullshit to anyone who will listen.
by braille February 28, 2013
Get the Messy J mug.1. Being able to find anything whenever you need it even though your room or house is a total wreck.
2. Your room has been messy long enough that you remember where you throw all of your junk and can find it without having to clean your room.
2. Your room has been messy long enough that you remember where you throw all of your junk and can find it without having to clean your room.
by gm12 September 22, 2013
Get the messy organization mug.A messy chestnut refers to the act of a man pulling his erect penis out of a woman's vagina and ejaculating on the general chest area of the female. The man then sucks and inhales the semen into his own mouth until he collects it all. The woman opens her mouth and allows the man to spit the semen into her mouth and then let's it drip off of her chin and run back down her chest area.
by Daddy Johnson May 10, 2016
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Get the maisy lewis mug.The act of pulling out just in time and cumming on the womans genitals also known as the "Ole' bust and clean"
by Lando? June 14, 2016
Get the messy camel mug.A Meisch Dog is a wonderful magical creature. Half pet half boyfriend. It's very nice and has a great will to please. It brings coffee to bed, every morning and gets you underpants and socks into the bathroom if you forgot to bring it your yourself. It's also very intelligent and can do every imaginable mathtask you can't. It smells good, but is sometimes weird and talks hours about annoying animefacts you really don't want to know.
That was very nice, you are such a good Meisch Dog!!!
Meisch Dog!!! Get the fuck off of my matress!!!!
Meisch Dog!!! Get the fuck off of my matress!!!!
by KatChen1901 February 23, 2017
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