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Low Fat Rofl Mayo

More intense rofl, in the same regards that lmfao is more intense than lmao - Low Fat Rofl Mayo is the more intense version of rofl or roflcopter/roflmayonnaise.

Usually used in reflection of a funny event.
Aww that time Alex got hit in the face with the basketball after he tripped I totally Low Fat Rofl Mayo'd.
by LessOffensive February 11, 2010
mugGet the Low Fat Rofl Mayomug.

New Orleans Mayo Dispenser

The sexual act whereby a person with a tracheostomy pipe performs fellatio on a second individual while a third party precedes to take a french fry and place it in the tracheostomy hole. As the second party ejaculates, mayonnaise is promptly dispensed onto the french fry and the condiment covered french fry is enjoyed by all involved.

A variation of this act is the New Orleans Ketchup Dispenser when the penetrating member has an STD and blood comes out instead of sperm.
I visited Robert in the ICU tonight, Sally found a mouldy french fry on the floor so the three of us had ourselves a New Orleans Mayo Dispenser.... if you know what I mean...
by nehirgniqe December 27, 2021
mugGet the New Orleans Mayo Dispensermug.

Mayo

a not talented girl that lets all good dancers disappear behind her. wow it's magic
also known as burger
"Did you see that crutsy dusty mafxckin lookin fat a** diabetes bicth at the Chizuru? Yeah thats mayo."
by Xenos hoe September 19, 2018
mugGet the Mayomug.

Cinco de Mayo

Cinco de May symbolizes Mexico's great battle against the French army with margaritas and Mexican food.
by Cloey Valentine June 2, 2018
mugGet the Cinco de Mayomug.

Chocolate and Mayo Bottle

Drink Chocolate and mayo bottle now to have good drawings and…A FREE PACKAGED EMORY
Cody drinks chocolate and mayo bottle while going Hiking
by C O S M O July 25, 2022
mugGet the Chocolate and Mayo Bottlemug.

Mustard & Mayo Cherry Pie

A man with dick cheese (smegma) fucking a girl on her period and giving her a cream pie.
Guy 1: " I just gave Sarah a Mustard & Mayo Cherry Pie, it was amazing"
Guy 2: "Me and Lin should try it sometime.."
by creamycatsoup July 27, 2023
mugGet the Mustard & Mayo Cherry Piemug.

Chilled Mayo

A white whom is a cool person
Nah, he ain’t a honkey…. Bro’s chilled mayo.
by WhiteFax June 23, 2023
mugGet the Chilled Mayomug.

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