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mattress-magnetism

A strong/intense EMF-field that emanates from your bed-springs; said powerful field creates a debilitating "pull" on the iron in your blood and thus makes it very hard for you to get out of bed, especially on those occasions when it is absolutely necessary for you to do so, such as when it's time to get ready for work, you "need to pee real bad", the telephone or doorbell rings, someone else in the household (child, pet, elderly house-guest, etc.) urgently requires your assistance, etc.
I am firmly convinced dat there is a great conspiracy among Sealy, Serta, and da other major mattress-manufacturers to intentionally create mattresses that mess with your body and cause you to feel groggy and heavy when trying to lift your head up off da pillow. Perhaps they specifically design their mattresses' coil-springs to act like magnetic coils that harness the earth's magnetic field and then create a strong magnetic pull on your iron-rich blood, this "mattress-magnetism" is why it's often such a gargantuan struggle to raise yerself off da sheets.
by QuacksO January 31, 2019
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mattrina

An amazing friend and lover. A Mattrina is a person who you can run to when you need help. She is always willing to help. If she loves you, She will do everything in her power to show it. She shows tough love. Do not push her away because once you show that side of yourself, she will not come back. Mattrina is a very understanding, loving, caring person. She can be mean, she can be amazing. Never cross her because she has a feisty side. She will never accept bs from anyone. When it comes to relationships, she is very compassionate. She loves to love people. She rarely thinks about herself. She’s always making sure you're ok!
Kid 1: Shes so nice! I love her personality who is that?!

Kid 2: That’s Mattrina!
by WhoDroppedTheSoap April 21, 2019
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Mattress stomper

When a girl/guy thinks their partner looks like Edward Norton, and during sexual intercourse wants her/his face to be dragged to the corner of the mattress, and then kicked in the back of the head for sexual euphoria. (Ala: American History X)
Last night during sex I found out Ashley is a mattress stomper.
by Butt stuff November 20, 2019
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Mattress stomper

When you and your partner are engaging in doggystyle sex, and the males penis accidentally slips into the anus. Then due to the pain, the female partner jumps up and down stomping her feet on the mattress
Last night during sex Tim had an accident and made me a mattress stomper.
by Butt stuff November 21, 2019
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Mattress Tag

When someone is useless like so many matress tags that serve no purpose except to be torn off.
Jill is such a mattress Tag, she gets nothing done.
by Jasonbasinmason June 30, 2020
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mattress eater

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being a mattress eater is not healthy bro
by jaymethazine May 16, 2021
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Mattress chicken

(Person 1) im gay

(Person 2) mattress chicken
by daddykillaz69420 October 17, 2021
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