jiz master

A master of jiz. The male in a polygamous marriage. Any dude with 10 or more kids.

The jiz master lived in Utah.

by Bang Bang Nick Lange May 23, 2006

gizz master

a girl who loves swallowing cum

Mary is such a gizz master

by beat a dick December 15, 2002

Master Sword

The final blade obtained by "The Hero," Link in the Legend of Zelda games. Naturally, it is the most powerful sword in the game. Video game fans often nickname their supposedly large penis "The Master Sword."

Nerd with a nasally voice:
"Hey gurl, snort, U wanna touch teh Master Sword? If U think U can properly wield it, of course, snort, snort, hehehehe."

by Doodleedoo<3 January 29, 2009

Dungeon Master

Also known as the DM, the Dungeon master is the one man/woman who comands the entire universe of a Dungeons and Dragons campain. They set out all the interactions and what-not that that the Players experiance. All NPCs and monsters and even the gods of the world, are all under the comand of the mighty DM. The only thing not under the control, and incidentaly what mainly makes D&D what it is, are the dice. Lady luck plays her hand on every roll of those hallowed shapes, though there is still rule 0, which alows for the DM to change any rule held in the books at any time. Though nobody plays with people who are like that, they always get shunned back into their closets if they atempt to "play god" and make the Player's lives a living hell. After all, the whole point of the DM is to make the players have fun and get togeather, rather than sit at home and play on the computer all day.

I saw a realy good episode of "Dexter's lab" where Dexter was a horrable, death-dealing Dungeon Master, but Deedee came and saved the day with her feespirit gameplay.

by Nogohoho October 16, 2003

cunt master

someone who has total control over all cunts.

In our town Jamie was the cunt master. I wish I was the cunt master.

by konrad and christian April 26, 2006

Trim Master

One who has mastered the art of pulling "trim".

A very skilled and talented individual who has the uncanny ability to get the ladies.

Hey, did you see Nick pulling all those bitches last night?
Yeah I did, that guy is the Trim Master! I'd cut off both my hands for one of his.

by akimrb November 6, 2010

squirrel master

the quote "crazy guy" in jail that saves your anal virginity by letting you be his bitch for no charge.

Squirrel Master: " I heard you're gonna be raped by nasty nate?

guy: "Yeah, can you save me? And if so what do I have to give you?"

Squirrel Master: "Nah man, I got your back. Just watch out in the shower"

by lalahsghost February 19, 2004